clittoral combat ship
@bootjack.bsky.social
weed autist (extreme)
he/him, dumb coyote, friend of eggbug, late 30s. minors gtfo
⚧ / ∞ / ΘΔ / PNW
he/him, dumb coyote, friend of eggbug, late 30s. minors gtfo
⚧ / ∞ / ΘΔ / PNW
[unsolved mysteries theme intensifies]
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
[unsolved mysteries theme intensifies]
i'm so sorry for your loss. hold fast to whatever solace you can in these horrible times
October 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i'm so sorry for your loss. hold fast to whatever solace you can in these horrible times
what's your sign?
September 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
what's your sign?
i don't know how else to put it but this car looks like it wants to tear someone's skin off with its teeth and eat them alive. i would run from this car if i saw it in the woods
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i don't know how else to put it but this car looks like it wants to tear someone's skin off with its teeth and eat them alive. i would run from this car if i saw it in the woods
i was looking through my art folder for something else and stumbled upon this thing i don't remember drawing, appropriately named "vile creature.afphoto"
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i was looking through my art folder for something else and stumbled upon this thing i don't remember drawing, appropriately named "vile creature.afphoto"
i'm not taking ANY chances
August 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
i'm not taking ANY chances
'bUrNiNg MaN iS a FaMiLy EvEnT'
August 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
'bUrNiNg MaN iS a FaMiLy EvEnT'
this is a trash tabloid article obviously but who the fuck is bringing kids to the silicon valley sex and drugs festival in the first place
August 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
this is a trash tabloid article obviously but who the fuck is bringing kids to the silicon valley sex and drugs festival in the first place
a grazing herd
August 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
a grazing herd
no cheating! post the last pic of your pet!
August 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
no cheating! post the last pic of your pet!
i got reminded of this place and fellas, the reviews of the AI monkey restaurant are coming in
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We were so excited to try this place based on the menu. However, the food you get looks nothing like the menu. It is very misleading. The bottoms up pour system is cool but right now there are only 2 beers on tap (Coors light, Blue Moon) and a cider. The system uses plastic solo cups with a magnet at the bottom of the cup. I would rather have a beer in a pint glass to be honest. The well drink glasses are also smaller than average.
The flavor of the food was not as described on the menu either. The calamari was supposed to be peanut crusted and there was no such crust. The chicken skewers were supposed to be grilled and have a coconut peanut sauce but looked like microwaved chunks of chicken and the sauce was spicy with little coconut flavor. Hopefully things will get sorted out and this place will be more accurate with the food and beverage options as they fully open in mid August. Sadly, I dont think we'll be back as the menu can't be trusted. Several people have mentioned the menu is AI created. Our server was friendly, though. Its a pretty wide open space with little to no decor. Several tvs for sports but they are mounted pretty high up in the building. We were hoping for a carribean type vibe based on the food options, but it feels like a wide open cheaply done sports bar. See below pics for what the menu shows vs what you get. [pictures attached to the review: top row is two AI-generated images of chicken skewers and calamari. bottom row has photos of what appears to be five frozen fish sticks on a plate and the saddest chunks of lightly-sauced chicken to ever be put on a skewer.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bznsvcspudsa5ml3h2ibmgxm/bafkreibur6va55j53o3252qvzpurnso5qbikyl5zaj3nl2sn7jv2apcm54@jpeg)
August 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i got reminded of this place and fellas, the reviews of the AI monkey restaurant are coming in
it has been A Week™ (month, year, decade, ???)
August 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it has been A Week™ (month, year, decade, ???)
this plush coyote has such a haunted expression and honestly same, buddy
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
this plush coyote has such a haunted expression and honestly same, buddy
cardle 🤝 eurovision
reinforcing my hatred for sweden
reinforcing my hatred for sweden
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
cardle 🤝 eurovision
reinforcing my hatred for sweden
reinforcing my hatred for sweden
okay i didn't even know this was a thing but it was a fun way to test my childhood Car Autism™
July 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
okay i didn't even know this was a thing but it was a fun way to test my childhood Car Autism™
bbq ribs, famously known for looking like meatloaf and being topped with bananas
July 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
bbq ribs, famously known for looking like meatloaf and being topped with bananas
48 american dollars for rice and beans-- i'm sorry, "rice and peas"
July 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
48 american dollars for rice and beans-- i'm sorry, "rice and peas"
there's a ton of these and they all follow this same format: "i work at [PLACE]... THERE ARE STRANGE RULES TO FOLLOW"
![multiple youtube slop mill thumbnails in near-identical format: a spooky AI-generated image with something glowing red at night, with text that reads "I WORK AT [PLACE] THERE ARE STRANGE RULES TO FOLLOW"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bznsvcspudsa5ml3h2ibmgxm/bafkreibiwtk3tpngqehr55xey3am2jiiyuvmpfaji434gpscgwydpmm5um@jpeg)
July 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
there's a ton of these and they all follow this same format: "i work at [PLACE]... THERE ARE STRANGE RULES TO FOLLOW"
this feels like the youtube equivalent of an algorithmically-generated facebook shirt
July 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
this feels like the youtube equivalent of an algorithmically-generated facebook shirt
some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
