Boorish Karloff
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for those about to block, we salute you
ritual fun fact: burning sage casts out malign spirits because it smells like ass
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
ritual fun fact: burning sage casts out malign spirits because it smells like ass
Reposted by Boorish Karloff
Chloë Sevigny walks into a bar
bartender says why the long face
bartender says why the long face
October 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Chloë Sevigny walks into a bar
bartender says why the long face
bartender says why the long face
kill me
merc me
charlie kirk me
merc me
charlie kirk me
October 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
kill me
merc me
charlie kirk me
merc me
charlie kirk me
we won’t heal as a nation until we collectively admit to ourselves that iceberg lettuce is just gay cabbage
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
we won’t heal as a nation until we collectively admit to ourselves that iceberg lettuce is just gay cabbage
what side of the political spectrum am I on if I think Joe Rogan is an unfunny douche but I also think Marc Maron is an unfunny douche
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
what side of the political spectrum am I on if I think Joe Rogan is an unfunny douche but I also think Marc Maron is an unfunny douche
when my wife is out I don’t watch porn but I do watch female assassin films
September 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
when my wife is out I don’t watch porn but I do watch female assassin films
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a queef.
-feminist T.S. Eliot
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a queef.
-feminist T.S. Eliot
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a queef.
-feminist T.S. Eliot
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a queef.
-feminist T.S. Eliot
hurt my back wiping
August 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
hurt my back wiping
given the current rate of technological advancement, how soon can I buy one of those suiside pods
June 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
given the current rate of technological advancement, how soon can I buy one of those suiside pods
I may be getting older but I’ll always get high to wagon wheel
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I may be getting older but I’ll always get high to wagon wheel
it’s odd to see the trans women in sports debate on the news because I live in seattle and have yet to see even one trans woman who looks remotely athletic
June 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
it’s odd to see the trans women in sports debate on the news because I live in seattle and have yet to see even one trans woman who looks remotely athletic
welcome to seattle here’s your backpack
June 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
welcome to seattle here’s your backpack
the lesson here is gold diggers need to be beaten IN the hotel room. once she’s in the hall she’s gone bro
May 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the lesson here is gold diggers need to be beaten IN the hotel room. once she’s in the hall she’s gone bro
do you think mosquitos ever use their proboscis to do gay shit
May 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
do you think mosquitos ever use their proboscis to do gay shit
what deity would you tittyfuck I call baphomet
May 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
what deity would you tittyfuck I call baphomet
your mama so old she sucked dicks behind Göbekli Tepe
April 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
your mama so old she sucked dicks behind Göbekli Tepe
do you think the pope used one of those smoking censor things on a chain after he took a holy dump
April 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
do you think the pope used one of those smoking censor things on a chain after he took a holy dump
your mama so old she got gangbanged by five etruscans
April 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
your mama so old she got gangbanged by five etruscans
I didn’t vote for trump but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some dodgy west africans in my building
April 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I didn’t vote for trump but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some dodgy west africans in my building
the kid who jacked off his brother was the only one who deserved to die #whitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the kid who jacked off his brother was the only one who deserved to die #whitelotus
why is he called Longlegs? this movie is ass
April 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
why is he called Longlegs? this movie is ass
the allegory of Plato’s goon cave
March 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
the allegory of Plato’s goon cave
1-877-kars-4-kids on a motherfucking cop
March 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
1-877-kars-4-kids on a motherfucking cop
Reposted by Boorish Karloff
“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.