As bad and ridiculous as Phantom Menace was, I didn't spend most of the runtime laughing at it OR headcanon it out of the main storyline, which puts it ahead of Rise of Skywalker in my opinion

Not a weirdo at all. Logan is a solid airport.

When I needed to replace my last phone, the guiding principle of my choice of replacement was which came with the most guaranteed OS updates. (I have *thoughts* about the whole "here is our timeline for planned obsolescence" thing.)

I live within walking distance of both a light rail station and a trolley station and it *maddens* me how prohibitively inconvenient they are. If I want to go into the city on the weekend, I can take a 1ce/hr train, an hourpluslong trolley trip, or I can drive 15 minutes.

Your misogyny, xenophobia, transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism etc? All parts of the same fucking system. If you hate your neighbor enough you ignore the horrors happening to them until they happen to you. And then you can't fight back because you have no allies. See the police state

I moonlight as a proofreader for them and it takes So Much self control to not call people over to look at my computer so I can squeal "Look at this!!" over and over again

"Listen to what the statistically average person says."

If I die because Microsoft can't be bothered to understand what nuclear licensing is before getting its hallucination machine involved? Yeah, I'm going to be pissed.