Lisa
@bonsaibaobab.bsky.social
Baja Arizonan, sister, aunt, pet lover, master of sarcasm, hopefully as kind as I mean to be
Did our tax money pay for his flight to go to this hate fest?
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Did our tax money pay for his flight to go to this hate fest?
He's already been courting other countries while MAGA gleefully shrugs.
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
He's already been courting other countries while MAGA gleefully shrugs.
Long ago, my grandma used to scribble out dubya's face on any magazine in her house. I can't imagine how she would have coped with this dude.
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Long ago, my grandma used to scribble out dubya's face on any magazine in her house. I can't imagine how she would have coped with this dude.
How else are they supposed to reach out from the beyond?
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How else are they supposed to reach out from the beyond?
Oops, just realized that I read the prompt wrong. This was #1 the year I was born. Maybe my 2026 will be more confrontational but hopeful?
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open
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December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oops, just realized that I read the prompt wrong. This was #1 the year I was born. Maybe my 2026 will be more confrontational but hopeful?
It's a sign of the time that we're in that I am a little relieved that they sent him with his dad and not just by himself.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's a sign of the time that we're in that I am a little relieved that they sent him with his dad and not just by himself.
I'm laughing so hard that I have confused the dog.
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm laughing so hard that I have confused the dog.
Well, okay then!
a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window .
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December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Well, okay then!
Sorry, we're kinda good at that.
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Sorry, we're kinda good at that.
But, but, Kelly was on the TV in his flight jacket! That's the same, or even better than voting in the Senate, right?
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
But, but, Kelly was on the TV in his flight jacket! That's the same, or even better than voting in the Senate, right?
My text from @captmarkkelly.bsky.social earlier today pushes the message of "fighting back against Trump." It would be neat if his words lined up with his actual VOTES.
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My text from @captmarkkelly.bsky.social earlier today pushes the message of "fighting back against Trump." It would be neat if his words lined up with his actual VOTES.
I dunno, wiping one's ass has a purpose. Not sure about the usefulness of that guy.
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I dunno, wiping one's ass has a purpose. Not sure about the usefulness of that guy.
I'm surprised that they haven't updated the GOP elephant to include the dangling bits!
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm surprised that they haven't updated the GOP elephant to include the dangling bits!
I misread "administration," combining it with abomination. Accidentally invented a useful word for these times:
Abomistration!
Abomistration!
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I misread "administration," combining it with abomination. Accidentally invented a useful word for these times:
Abomistration!
Abomistration!
What if the train from Boston is traveling at 90 miles per hour? Does that affect the price of insurance?
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What if the train from Boston is traveling at 90 miles per hour? Does that affect the price of insurance?
I thought that I was unemployed, but after the yelling, I realized that I am more employed than anyone!
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I thought that I was unemployed, but after the yelling, I realized that I am more employed than anyone!
My wonderful goof is mostly boxer. Maybe your pup's long lost cousin!
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My wonderful goof is mostly boxer. Maybe your pup's long lost cousin!
Do we have to wear suits to the pharmacy now?
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Do we have to wear suits to the pharmacy now?
While I am unemployed and without insurance this might be my only hope!
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
While I am unemployed and without insurance this might be my only hope!
That's Bing Bong! Totally different!
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
That's Bing Bong! Totally different!