me: "door!" as i whack my shoulder, all the damn time!
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
me: "door!" as i whack my shoulder, all the damn time!
They need to keep leeches in the office. "You don't want science? 'k."
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
They need to keep leeches in the office. "You don't want science? 'k."
This is the essence of science fiction.
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is the essence of science fiction.
Maybe he hears something you can't?
(Or, is on Santa's naughty list?... nah, not possible!)
(Or, is on Santa's naughty list?... nah, not possible!)
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Maybe he hears something you can't?
(Or, is on Santa's naughty list?... nah, not possible!)
(Or, is on Santa's naughty list?... nah, not possible!)
Tell me you never regained taste after covid without telling me...
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tell me you never regained taste after covid without telling me...
Depends on how much Cole can gather for the price of a pardon.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Depends on how much Cole can gather for the price of a pardon.
When all the good platitudes have been used up by the time its your turn to pay obsequience to the dear leader.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When all the good platitudes have been used up by the time its your turn to pay obsequience to the dear leader.
"Really?? (this is why i can't have anything nice.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Really?? (this is why i can't have anything nice.)
Doesn't the cash have to flow the other way for a pardon?
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Doesn't the cash have to flow the other way for a pardon?
I'm gonna need evidence. Bowls and bowls of evidence.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I'm gonna need evidence. Bowls and bowls of evidence.
prints available?? I'd love to see this every day. Thank you for sharing.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
prints available?? I'd love to see this every day. Thank you for sharing.
These are lovely!
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
These are lovely!
Wait, you change your oil 3x a year??
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wait, you change your oil 3x a year??
Every Sunday, every holiday. Arrive 12:50, eat at 1.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Every Sunday, every holiday. Arrive 12:50, eat at 1.
I think the point is that we don't NEED a medical explanation to see that he is working outside of the bounds of our constitution and should be removed.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I think the point is that we don't NEED a medical explanation to see that he is working outside of the bounds of our constitution and should be removed.
Relatedly, I never knew how weak I was until I cracked so easily.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Relatedly, I never knew how weak I was until I cracked so easily.
how 'bout caretaker of a parent? i sure feel like i'm doing a shitty job even tho it's the best i can do. i could use the attagrl. :(
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
how 'bout caretaker of a parent? i sure feel like i'm doing a shitty job even tho it's the best i can do. i could use the attagrl. :(
Just... gobsmacking!
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just... gobsmacking!
Wow! I knew Rump was full of shit, but geez...
October 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wow! I knew Rump was full of shit, but geez...
Sigh. I don't believe we will make it to 2030.
a looney tunes logo with a red circle in the middle
Alt: A looney tunes logo with a red circle in the middle reading "That's all folks!" as a signal to the end of times that surely must come when a society resorts to false pubic hair as a fashion statement.
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sigh. I don't believe we will make it to 2030.
Except, that minimizes the truth of the award. Trolling is more fun, but...
October 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Except, that minimizes the truth of the award. Trolling is more fun, but...