Vox has a shot

fuck his cut also. so bad. it’s so bad

Alastor is so lame too like such a waste of screentime I seriously have never hated a character more than this red twink. “Oh he’s so powerful” because his little horns get big when he’s mad? Vox was like terraforming cities and was growing extra limbs and shit get on his level

Like what did Nifty/Husk/Cherry/Angel/Baxter even do? Distract Velvette and Val? The two V’s who did fuck all this entire season? alright. Vaggie? Disarmed the weapon? no she didn’t. Charlie? she just existed to be a loophole in Alastor’s deal with Vox btw

The funniest part about this season is how it was so obviously written around the Vox and Alastor fight, like you could’ve taken out virtually every character besides those two and the finale would’ve been the exact same

dawg they decide to create peace between heaven and hell and NOW they remember their show is about redemption, like holy shit you just made redemption completely meaningless narratively and NOW that’s what you wanna focus on? Oh my god bro whattttttttttt

the women in this show don’t ever get to do cool shit, like Vivienne Medrano we understand you’re a raging fujoshi but please save it for the burner AO3 account

— you have a villain with a genuinely interesting motivation to be a catalyst. That’s just my take because it really bothers me how they had all this buildup with her and now we just see her following the other angels around like she’s chill again

The war declaration being an “accident” is lame. Have lute herself go down and pretend to be the voice of heaven that confronts vox. Have her intentionally begin that declaration of war. Why have Charlie and Vaggie get mad at eachother for no reason, why have Lucifer get involved “just cuz”, when—

I also loved Gravity but now that we’re 4 episodes past that musical number, what the fuck did that entire lute sequence even do for us? How is there war declared between heaven and hell and she had absolutely nothing to do with it? It aligns with her motives perfectly

The musical numbers are the best part of the show but there’s times where I sit there wondering how the song is relevant to anything, like the husk song especially was great but it didn’t even reveal any new aspects of his character or do any plot progression

things I asked myself while watching these last two episodes: what was the point of Vaggie and Charlie getting mad at eachother for half an episode, why did Husk and Angel Dust both get random musical numbers, how is the war even vaggie’s (/lucifer’s) fault in Charlie’s mind

literally though considering half the characters have barely changed since they were first posted on deviantart

I seriously can’t wrap my head around the appeal because it’s so aimless, almost like the focus of the writers was building as many scenarios as possible for Alastor to be badass but they fail even at that bc he is…..the worst character in the show