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Kinda he/him
kinda stupid
kinda rust
kinda chess
kinda gay (?)
kinda 2d platformers
kinda developer
kinda opensuse
kinda game dev
kinda godot
kinda writer (really kinda)
kinda funny (not really)
kinda music (very not really)
Kinda he/him
kinda stupid
kinda rust
kinda chess
kinda gay (?)
kinda 2d platformers
kinda developer
kinda opensuse
kinda game dev
kinda godot
kinda writer (really kinda)
kinda funny (not really)
kinda music (very not really)
feeling kinda like `assert!(false);`
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 PM
feeling kinda like `assert!(false);`
Competitive function currying
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Competitive function currying
Least white bluesky post ong 😭😭😭
Rice is great if you're really hungry and you want to eat 2000 of something -- Mitch Hedberg
I had rice tonight. It's one of my favorites since I was a kid. At home it was always Uncle Ben's. I think she made it with butter. Now I just get minute rice cups. Not the same but I'd eat a whole box.
I had rice tonight. It's one of my favorites since I was a kid. At home it was always Uncle Ben's. I think she made it with butter. Now I just get minute rice cups. Not the same but I'd eat a whole box.
January 31, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Least white bluesky post ong 😭😭😭
Why the fuck do people learn programming just to get jobs now? No fuck that just learn programming for fun. Why the fuck do you care if it has “employment viability”. Wtf does that even mean? Even fucking esoteric programming languages have “employment opportunities”, it’s called academic research.
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Why the fuck do people learn programming just to get jobs now? No fuck that just learn programming for fun. Why the fuck do you care if it has “employment viability”. Wtf does that even mean? Even fucking esoteric programming languages have “employment opportunities”, it’s called academic research.
Imagine the feeling of eating your cereal out of a Turing Award…
I've always thought it would be nice to have a Turing Award. Perhaps my good friend Ken Thompson would give me his. He's got lots of other awards anyway.
(joke!)
(joke!)
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Imagine the feeling of eating your cereal out of a Turing Award…
Chat, can we get a consensus on this: if someone posts something glazing LLMs or posts about “””making””” something with “”””ai””””, is it morally ok to tell them to (kindly) go fuck themselves?
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Chat, can we get a consensus on this: if someone posts something glazing LLMs or posts about “””making””” something with “”””ai””””, is it morally ok to tell them to (kindly) go fuck themselves?
Psychology is fucking overpowered. Like what do you mean you can basically just do the psychological equivalent of walking up to someone, talking to them for a little bit and boom they have malaria now. Like what???
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Psychology is fucking overpowered. Like what do you mean you can basically just do the psychological equivalent of walking up to someone, talking to them for a little bit and boom they have malaria now. Like what???
Yes I know programming but will someone please introduce me to CONgramming.
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Yes I know programming but will someone please introduce me to CONgramming.
Dear Australian Government, thank you for funding academic research.
Dear Australian Universities, go fuck yourselves.
Dear Australian Universities, go fuck yourselves.
January 25, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Dear Australian Government, thank you for funding academic research.
Dear Australian Universities, go fuck yourselves.
Dear Australian Universities, go fuck yourselves.
Ok but bagpipes are just objectively a horrible instrument from a design perspectives.
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Ok but bagpipes are just objectively a horrible instrument from a design perspectives.
Why the fuck is it so hard to type E. coli properly on mobile?
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Why the fuck is it so hard to type E. coli properly on mobile?