Getting a tramp stamp that says BEEFJERKY

I wish Americans were more like the French (good cooks, hate working) and less like the French (racist, pedos)

Woman I used to love: I don’t recognize you anymore. You’ve become… you..

Me: say it

Her: I can’t

I lean forward on my twisted throne, crown of glass glistening: The ghoul king. You think I dont see what I’ve become? What I could have been?

My impish ghouls chatter excitedly