lol, Will Stancil making an imbecile of himself in public, must be a day that ends in 'y'

wholly endorse! and it doesn't need to be a crazy expensive one! mine was like $45 on <shudder> Amazon

I mean, at this point

came here to make this reference, delighted to see it already here

sure is!

sometimes when I think about how it'd be thirty years before I could potentially retire [I'll never be able to] and also that thirty years is the span of time in my life between first grade and today I really want to dive headfirst into a wood-chipper

bite me, [cindy] from HR!

👀

Alistair would never. Be-bobbed Alistair might.

pumpkin fluff is only acceptable ON TOP of pumpkin pie

1) mind your business
2) refer to #1

I escaped the spermbrow's lifelong consequences only through cruel congenital happenstance

no, the curse of being of eastern european descent. never have I known the loving caress of a natural eyebrow's sweet shadow

I have to craft those mfs from scratch every morning. they are pure fiction, an illusory affectation I painstakingly apply as not to haunt the passerby.

go on!

but where ... is it insane? in the toes? the pancreas? the ulna?