Chris
@bombastic-shark.bsky.social
Overrated, audacious, impressionable nerd. He/Him.
Black lives matter.
Trans rights are human rights.
Black lives matter.
Trans rights are human rights.
Age of the Primes Onslaught has dual cannons for his robot mode separate from the cannons for the vehicle mode, he thinks no one will notice 'em if they're sitting between Bruticus' head and backpack. Nice try, genius.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Age of the Primes Onslaught has dual cannons for his robot mode separate from the cannons for the vehicle mode, he thinks no one will notice 'em if they're sitting between Bruticus' head and backpack. Nice try, genius.
Sorry boss, won't be at work on Friday, last track of Act III drops that day and I might not survive.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sorry boss, won't be at work on Friday, last track of Act III drops that day and I might not survive.
If weed is the devil's lettuce, what are the rest of god's angels smoking?
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If weed is the devil's lettuce, what are the rest of god's angels smoking?
I called in an order at a barbecue place and by the time I got there both types of meat I was interested in were sold out. Is this what Scarlet El Vandimion feels when she's told she can't punch a pig's face in?
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I called in an order at a barbecue place and by the time I got there both types of meat I was interested in were sold out. Is this what Scarlet El Vandimion feels when she's told she can't punch a pig's face in?
"And you know what they say... it's always Tuesday somewhere."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"And you know what they say... it's always Tuesday somewhere."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
Rodimus appears in the War for Cybertron handheld video game but he's called Hot Shot due ta Hasbro not having the rights ta the name Hot Rod and wanting the character ta be shown becoming Rodimus as part of a (later) story. Prose stories set in the Aligned continuity proceed ta call him Rodimus...
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Rodimus appears in the War for Cybertron handheld video game but he's called Hot Shot due ta Hasbro not having the rights ta the name Hot Rod and wanting the character ta be shown becoming Rodimus as part of a (later) story. Prose stories set in the Aligned continuity proceed ta call him Rodimus...
Age of the Primes Brawl is descended from Megatronus, Big Convoy from (Star) Optimus Prime, and Razorclaw from Onyx Prime. Does that mean Tigerhawk, Tigatron, and Airazor are also related ta Onyx?
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Age of the Primes Brawl is descended from Megatronus, Big Convoy from (Star) Optimus Prime, and Razorclaw from Onyx Prime. Does that mean Tigerhawk, Tigatron, and Airazor are also related ta Onyx?
Eric Siebenaler says it's cool that TFA Bulkhead and Lockdown have appeared in other parts of the brand, he kinda wishes Cybertron Scourge caught on too.
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Eric Siebenaler says it's cool that TFA Bulkhead and Lockdown have appeared in other parts of the brand, he kinda wishes Cybertron Scourge caught on too.
Aaron Archer says he emailed Hasbro about remakes of Transformers he worked on that he would've liked a second go on himself, primarily Vector Prime.
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Aaron Archer says he emailed Hasbro about remakes of Transformers he worked on that he would've liked a second go on himself, primarily Vector Prime.
Aaron Archer talking about the original feature for Energon Optimus Prime's trailer where a circular hinge would be spun by the user, reshaping the trailer into a cross and launching a drone, another turn of the hinge spins the cross and launches the next drone.
October 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Aaron Archer talking about the original feature for Energon Optimus Prime's trailer where a circular hinge would be spun by the user, reshaping the trailer into a cross and launching a drone, another turn of the hinge spins the cross and launches the next drone.
Aaron Archer still disappointed that most of the 13 Primes turn into trucks.
October 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Aaron Archer still disappointed that most of the 13 Primes turn into trucks.
Aaron Archer talking about tricking Michael Bay when it came ta Hound's design, the initial APC vehicle mode looked close ta Bulkhead and Aaron in "cool guy" mode compared it ta a moldy loaf of bread.
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Aaron Archer talking about tricking Michael Bay when it came ta Hound's design, the initial APC vehicle mode looked close ta Bulkhead and Aaron in "cool guy" mode compared it ta a moldy loaf of bread.
Bob Budiansky talking about power ratings for Transformers: Some of you are too young for this, that's called graph paper.
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bob Budiansky talking about power ratings for Transformers: Some of you are too young for this, that's called graph paper.
Ma asked me if the T in TFCon stands for Transformers, what's the F stand for?
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ma asked me if the T in TFCon stands for Transformers, what's the F stand for?
Thinking about how the main Autobots in Hero/Animated could've included 2 female characters from the start and ended up with none.
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Thinking about how the main Autobots in Hero/Animated could've included 2 female characters from the start and ended up with none.
"Don't hug me too long! I damage genomes!"
September 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Don't hug me too long! I damage genomes!"
I think I'd prefer the Dinobot triceratops ta be called Scab instead of Slug.
September 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think I'd prefer the Dinobot triceratops ta be called Scab instead of Slug.
Marty Isenberg crafting TFA Prowl's backstory and introducing potential continuity issues reminds me of what happened with Daniel Witwicky when the Japanese dub of G1 season 3 was set in 2010 instead of 2005/2006.
September 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Marty Isenberg crafting TFA Prowl's backstory and introducing potential continuity issues reminds me of what happened with Daniel Witwicky when the Japanese dub of G1 season 3 was set in 2010 instead of 2005/2006.
Brother is shocked this ghost town of a mall finally got rid of Sbarro
September 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Brother is shocked this ghost town of a mall finally got rid of Sbarro
Are the hinges under Missing Link Ultra Magnus' pecs meant for articulation or does the chest open up for access ta the inner robot's Matrix chamber?
August 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Are the hinges under Missing Link Ultra Magnus' pecs meant for articulation or does the chest open up for access ta the inner robot's Matrix chamber?
Enamored with the idea of killing god.
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Enamored with the idea of killing god.
Would Micronus Prime exist in a setting where Mini-Cons come from Unicron?
August 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Would Micronus Prime exist in a setting where Mini-Cons come from Unicron?
Repaint Hot Rod into Nimrod.
August 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Repaint Hot Rod into Nimrod.
"Admit it girl, she's cute in spite of her bangs, not because of them."
August 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"Admit it girl, she's cute in spite of her bangs, not because of them."
I'm guessing an NDA expired 'cos the Nezha TF portion of Walter Gatus' portfolio is public www.waltergatus.com/transformers...
Transformers: Nezha
Walter Gatus
www.waltergatus.com
August 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm guessing an NDA expired 'cos the Nezha TF portion of Walter Gatus' portfolio is public www.waltergatus.com/transformers...