January '25 P.1

Grippy Sock Gang ™️

Boats do be boatin'

Goddamn do is my office view beautiful

THE SUN. THE SKY. SO PRETTY. HOLY FUCK MY EYES ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

These boots are the height of fashion and no one can tell me otherwise

Work added an unexpected mannequin in a very unexpected place. Definitely didn't scare the shit outta me while going to the admin building at like 0200 hours. I'm sure this thing isn't an unknowable horror waiting for its next victim, right? RIGHT?!?!

#ihatemannequins

😘👉👉

Me when my work's timekeeper keeps failing to adequately perform their job but intentionally slacks off by wandering into active work zones and sensitive operations, so head of operations rattles off an email blast filled with every single complaint from the division sent to them over the last year

GIRD YOUR LOINS

Enjoy this no context pic of my late Chinese grandfather riding an ox, for some reason. No one has been able to give me context aside from it being from 2007. Found it at my uncle's place in MD and it's since become a family meme among the cousins that we share around a few times a year

Settle down, ladies, enbys, mandies, voidlings, queers, steers, gremlins, goblins, friends, enemies, frenemies, and all others.... there's plenty of me to go around.

I made a ridiculous depression-based impulse buy.

No regrets.

Yeehaw, fuck the law.

Ehyup

Sidecar Shenaniganery is always afoot in my garage.

- tank bags mounted
- ended up taking the risers off because of throttle issues and I don't care enough to remedy that yet
- CUP HOLDERS

Getting a CJ750 was definitely a *choice* for my first bike but I don't regret it. The Chairman abides, man

I am Bolin.

Here you'll find banjo, moto, cosplay, convention, and boat shenaniganery. I'm in Career No. 3 as a lock & dam operator after working on tall ships for ~7 years. Also I (consensually) stab people for fun. If you know me already, great! If not: BLM, ACAB, Raging Commie, Stop Asian Hate