Why did I learn about Eric Adams' rug pull before I even saw an announcement introducing his cryptocoin?

They must be getting very desperate to beat Zohran today if they were willing to sacrifice Dick Cheney to the blood god to make a shadow baby.

overrated: red velvet cake
underated: red velvet cheesecake

I was feeling apprehensive about SDCC pre-registration because the passes have become so expensive.

But then I realized how much more expensive everything else is now that Trump has destroyed the domestic US economy -- so now SDCC is basically affordable again.

I'm at a table in the #SDCC hospitality suite listening to a bunch of Star Trek industry people talking about how a bunch of archival production material was destroyed in the Pacific Palisades/Los Angeles fires.

Overheard a convo about the new regime in Syria and the guy was pronouncing Damascus like proboscis.

Any reflex I had to eavesdrop immediately evaporated.

I should practice writing my name in cursive with mustard on a hotdog.

Stoned and a little bit drunk, at four in the morning, eating a box of Domino's marbled cookie brownies.

FINALLY, a papacy that understands the importance of the Portillo's hotdog in the Tridentine Mass.

I only signed up for this today because whatever sins you commit on the extra day of a leap year doesn't count because it follows the rules of Brigadoon and will fade from memory.