Teen me: my dream girlfriend can toss me like a ball and has a giant maw that she sometimes wraps around me just so she can prove She’s able to resist the temptation to eat me…for now.
Present me: I want to meet a woman who will literally make me a part of her
Teen me: my dream girlfriend can toss me like a ball and has a giant maw that she sometimes wraps around me just so she can prove She’s able to resist the temptation to eat me…for now.
Present me: I want to meet a woman who will literally make me a part of her
600,000+ people died so Elon Musk can avoid punishment for his stupid actions.
600,000+ people died so Elon Musk can avoid punishment for his stupid actions.