I wish 😭. The backing isn’t red, so unfortunately no.

“I’m n-not a…” once again his thought is interrupted by another, louder “BGAAAAWWKKK”. The crowd gives another roar of laughter as his head bobs just like a chicken. Boinksy can’t help but enjoy how good it feels each time the audience laughs at him.

The audience has erupted in laughter at this point, pointing and laughing at the dumb clown acting like a silly chicken on stage in front of them. “Come on, Chicken! You can do better than that!!”. Boinksy tries to protest “n-NO!!”, he thinks, straining hard to fight this hypnotic hold on him.

👌👌👌

Maybe if everything weren’t so fucked I wouldn’t have to whack off multiple times a day to stay sane

Sounds perfect!

I need to make it over the pond for one of these!!

I dont get it. Dude still headlines fests and has a sirius xm channel.

Me me me!! ✋