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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. ~P. K. Dick
I ❤️ snark, dogs, birds, GOP infighting & #PostcardsToVoters
I hate cilantro, fascism, bigotry & carried-interest loophole.
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It is only a law if Trump sharpied it into existence as an EO.

Or if his chaos muppets decide it's adequately antiquated & bigoted enough to be acceptable.
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Love of parasites is a powerful thing.
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Gabbard has been a Kremlin asset for ages, but don't give Trumplandia more credit for cohesiveness than it deserves.

The infighting here is real & I hope Europe & Europe's friends can exploit the rivalries, most of which are rooted in self-interest, not ideology.
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yeah, "if that's what they're trying to do" is the key phrase for me...
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Recommended by die-hard libertarians who want to be sure none of their food has been inspected by the USDA.
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hard to keep gaslighting an entire nation when you've run out of gas.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Need-to-know basis via Signal chat.
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
We've seen how well autocracy works for Putin, when his generals won't risk their necks telling him the truth about the actual state of things & assured him that taking over Ukraine would be a cakewalk...
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Lickers & Leakers Trio.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And don't ever suggest that the 'take care' clause of the Constitution applies to laws not sharpied into existence by his own self.
December 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Even though he's a habitual liar, there have been a few instances lately when he didn't tell the lies I'd expect from him.

Not sure if he just forgot which lies to tell, or if he was not even cognitively able to distinguish which narratives *were* lies.
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I doubt he ever did much apologizing, even in his youth. (I was going to say 'in his salad days', but I suspect the only salad he's familar with is word salad.)

What I'm finding fascinating about the dementia is when it seems like he forgets to lie.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Maybe Trump doesn't have adversaries...only countries that haven't bribed & flattered him sufficiently?
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
You can't appeal to his better nature—he doesn't have one—but you can definitely appeal to his rapacious greed.

Tell him they also have bitcoin mines there...he'll believe it. Don't tell him about all the earthquakes & volcanoes in the east unless you can make them sound like desirable assets.
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Someone should tell him that Russia has *a lot* of unoccupied real estate...some of which has oil + rare earth metals.

Also, tell him eastern Russia is about 50 miles from Alaska (he probably doesn't know) & can't be very well-defended if Russia's military is preoccupied with Ukraine.
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM