Ima Goat
@boebertgoat.bsky.social
Long-suffering goat wuts belongs to Colorado’s most embarrassing Representative. Fighting to put Boop in Merriam Webster’s book…and defend Democracy…ijs 🐐
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6 - Two on the floorboard, one to steer, two to work the switches and other dohickies, and one to be the flight attendant…ijs🦝🛩️
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
6 - Two on the floorboard, one to steer, two to work the switches and other dohickies, and one to be the flight attendant…ijs🦝🛩️
Ima so sorry. Sending love to you in your time of grief. 💔🐐
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Ima so sorry. Sending love to you in your time of grief. 💔🐐
Ima thought this day would never come! 🤗🐐
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ima thought this day would never come! 🤗🐐
OH MY FLUFFY GOAT! Ima so excited 🐐
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November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
OH MY FLUFFY GOAT! Ima so excited 🐐
I have eleventy hundred bitcoin…ijs 🐐
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I have eleventy hundred bitcoin…ijs 🐐
Condoms!! ijs 🐐
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November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Condoms!! ijs 🐐
Ima guess baseball
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November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ima guess baseball
What is zero and a bazillion?🐐
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What is zero and a bazillion?🐐
Used to be Kirstie Alley, but after her death I think Rosanne is the current champion.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Used to be Kirstie Alley, but after her death I think Rosanne is the current champion.
All the good ones…ijs 🐐
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
All the good ones…ijs 🐐
Ima like Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…ijs 🐐
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November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ima like Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain…ijs 🐐
What is orange?( not orange like the fat man but orange nevertheless) 🐐
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What is orange?( not orange like the fat man but orange nevertheless) 🐐
Goat to wish you a happy birthday 🥳
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Goat to wish you a happy birthday 🥳
Yay! Ima coming to “help” with the move…ijs 🐐
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yay! Ima coming to “help” with the move…ijs 🐐
Ima not sure I’d go as far as proud…but certainly less disappointed…🐐
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ima not sure I’d go as far as proud…but certainly less disappointed…🐐
I’ll pass this on to Klannie Oakley for you, but Ima doubt she’ll do the right thing…ijs 🐐
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’ll pass this on to Klannie Oakley for you, but Ima doubt she’ll do the right thing…ijs 🐐