Still not Mary
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My skeets are real and they’re spectacular
Slept all day yesterday and missed the Grammy’s. Whoopsiedoodle
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Slept all day yesterday and missed the Grammy’s. Whoopsiedoodle
Getting really tired of telling myself ‘there’s food at home’ when I want something from a restaurant. I JUST WANT A TRIPLE DIPPER, MARY
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Getting really tired of telling myself ‘there’s food at home’ when I want something from a restaurant. I JUST WANT A TRIPLE DIPPER, MARY
I need a shirt that says ‘It ain’t easy being queasy 🤢’
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I need a shirt that says ‘It ain’t easy being queasy 🤢’
Got out of bed, showered and changed my shirt. Here’s proof
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Got out of bed, showered and changed my shirt. Here’s proof
Haven’t changed my shirt or been out of my house/bed since Wednesday. Really cool or really sad #ChooseYourOwnAdventure
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Haven’t changed my shirt or been out of my house/bed since Wednesday. Really cool or really sad #ChooseYourOwnAdventure
No, YOU forgot to put the crockpot lid on 😫
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No, YOU forgot to put the crockpot lid on 😫
Got so excited to see what Christmas gift my work was giving us bc they were able to do extra last year and now I’m feeling like Clark Griswold with the Jelly of the Month Club.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Got so excited to see what Christmas gift my work was giving us bc they were able to do extra last year and now I’m feeling like Clark Griswold with the Jelly of the Month Club.
Me: cooking for one person videos plz
YouTube: COOKING A WEEKNIGHT MEAL FOR MY FAMILY OF SEVEN WITH A BUN IN THE OVEN
Me: 🤬
YouTube: COOKING A WEEKNIGHT MEAL FOR MY FAMILY OF SEVEN WITH A BUN IN THE OVEN
Me: 🤬
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me: cooking for one person videos plz
YouTube: COOKING A WEEKNIGHT MEAL FOR MY FAMILY OF SEVEN WITH A BUN IN THE OVEN
Me: 🤬
YouTube: COOKING A WEEKNIGHT MEAL FOR MY FAMILY OF SEVEN WITH A BUN IN THE OVEN
Me: 🤬
Made crockpot chicken and it’s tough af 😭 This is why I don’t cook
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Made crockpot chicken and it’s tough af 😭 This is why I don’t cook
Whatever this thing is on the left costs more than one of the cars I’ve purchased.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Whatever this thing is on the left costs more than one of the cars I’ve purchased.
I think I’m addicted to earning Kohl’s cash
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think I’m addicted to earning Kohl’s cash
Anyone else watch Unforgotten on PBS? Season 3 is pissing me off 😫
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Anyone else watch Unforgotten on PBS? Season 3 is pissing me off 😫
My sister told me she ate at a great Mediterranean place. Asked her the name and she said Cava 🤣🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My sister told me she ate at a great Mediterranean place. Asked her the name and she said Cava 🤣🤣🤣
Super graphic ultra modern girl playing at Walmart 😍
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Super graphic ultra modern girl playing at Walmart 😍
Turn Down For What is a top hype song for the ages
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Turn Down For What is a top hype song for the ages
Break the turkey neck 🎶 - Busta Rhymes during the Macy’s Parade
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Break the turkey neck 🎶 - Busta Rhymes during the Macy’s Parade
Ugh, I know a couple of medical transcriptionists that are basically losing their jobs due to voice recognition and AI. I don’t know what to tell them when they asked about other job leads.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ugh, I know a couple of medical transcriptionists that are basically losing their jobs due to voice recognition and AI. I don’t know what to tell them when they asked about other job leads.
What’s the syndrome where you’re over everything and everyone and everything is on your last nerve??
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What’s the syndrome where you’re over everything and everyone and everything is on your last nerve??
Those shots of whatever it was (gunshots, fireworks, truck nutz) got me rattled af
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Those shots of whatever it was (gunshots, fireworks, truck nutz) got me rattled af
It’s also hella cringe that FB pages steal the Mahomes personal and IG photos to post like they took them
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s also hella cringe that FB pages steal the Mahomes personal and IG photos to post like they took them
I think it’s very cringe for parents that have over (let’s just say) 5 kids to use their kids and family as props for income. This gal just had her 10th kid and it’s like they’re doing it for views. Woof
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I think it’s very cringe for parents that have over (let’s just say) 5 kids to use their kids and family as props for income. This gal just had her 10th kid and it’s like they’re doing it for views. Woof
Shitting my pants currently
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shitting my pants currently
No joke, it sounds like a war zone in my neighborhood. What in the fuck is happening
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No joke, it sounds like a war zone in my neighborhood. What in the fuck is happening
I paid $75 for a doctor to tell me that gravity stops me from breathing at night.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I paid $75 for a doctor to tell me that gravity stops me from breathing at night.
All I’ve consumed for two meals today has been from Munchers Bakery
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
All I’ve consumed for two meals today has been from Munchers Bakery