Bob Merckel
@bobzyeruncle.bsky.social
Author of "Salute" — it's about yoga, but it's not.
I've had more reinventions than Madonna.
Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.
I've had more reinventions than Madonna.
Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.
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Bob Merckel
@bobzyeruncle.bsky.social
· Oct 20
This was the first album I ever bought with my own money. I was 12 or 13.
What was yours?
What was yours?
I like the way Mike thinks
imagine if taylor went to the last night of sabrina carpenter in l.a and was the juno arrest
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I like the way Mike thinks
Good morning to everybody, especially if you’d tell them everything if they’d pick up that telephone
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Good morning to everybody, especially if you’d tell them everything if they’d pick up that telephone
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
I will not press play until after I see the film
Good morning to all, especially if nothing so loud as hearing when we lie
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Good morning to all, especially if nothing so loud as hearing when we lie
Good morning to all, particularly if time’s are hard, you’re afraid to pay the fee
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if time’s are hard, you’re afraid to pay the fee
Good morning to all, especially if you know him so well
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Good morning to all, especially if you know him so well
Good morning to all, particularly if she's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if she's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
I am up early after a solid 8 hours of good sleep and ready to get things done.
Let's see what shiny things can fuck that up for me.
Let's see what shiny things can fuck that up for me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I am up early after a solid 8 hours of good sleep and ready to get things done.
Let's see what shiny things can fuck that up for me.
Let's see what shiny things can fuck that up for me.
Good morning to all, especially if he says his body's too old for working, his body's too young to look like this
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Good morning to all, especially if he says his body's too old for working, his body's too young to look like this
In other news, I am pleased to report that new knife I bought works extremely well.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
In other news, I am pleased to report that new knife I bought works extremely well.
Good morning to all, especially if we ride the bus with knees pulled in
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Good morning to all, especially if we ride the bus with knees pulled in
Also, apropos of nothing, the acoustic version of Elizabeth Taylor is next level
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Also, apropos of nothing, the acoustic version of Elizabeth Taylor is next level
Good morning to all, especially id life feels like The Truman Show — there’s always something you don’t know
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Good morning to all, especially id life feels like The Truman Show — there’s always something you don’t know
Good afternoon to all, especially if you drink the brown liquor.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good afternoon to all, especially if you drink the brown liquor.
💭 What I need to let go of:
Wanting to be further along than I am.
And you?
Wanting to be further along than I am.
And you?
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
💭 What I need to let go of:
Wanting to be further along than I am.
And you?
Wanting to be further along than I am.
And you?
Good morning to all, particularly if you're screaming at the sky because the stars don't align
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if you're screaming at the sky because the stars don't align
Good morning to everybody, especially if you fall in love with everyone you meet, for ten minutes at least
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Good morning to everybody, especially if you fall in love with everyone you meet, for ten minutes at least
Memo to self
You don’t have to create calm, you just have to remember it.
You don’t have to create calm, you just have to remember it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Memo to self
You don’t have to create calm, you just have to remember it.
You don’t have to create calm, you just have to remember it.
Good morning to all, especially if you're lookin' like if you had your wish you'd be somewhere else
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Good morning to all, especially if you're lookin' like if you had your wish you'd be somewhere else
Good morning to all, especially if all of your clothes all over the floor, all of it happened in a hurry
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Good morning to all, especially if all of your clothes all over the floor, all of it happened in a hurry
Why won’t you help God?
Hi Bluesky,
God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny.
Thanks,
God
God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny.
Thanks,
God
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Why won’t you help God?
Good morning to all, particularly if you’re just hanging on the buckle of their belt
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if you’re just hanging on the buckle of their belt
In a world full of Role Models, be Alexander Stewart.
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In a world full of Role Models, be Alexander Stewart.
My playlist of new music right now is psychotic. Florence, Alexander Stewart, Rosalia …
Pick a lane, Bobby. Picks a lane.
Pick a lane, Bobby. Picks a lane.
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My playlist of new music right now is psychotic. Florence, Alexander Stewart, Rosalia …
Pick a lane, Bobby. Picks a lane.
Pick a lane, Bobby. Picks a lane.
Good morning to all, particularly if you're stuck in the Twilight Zone, is this a black and white scene?
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if you're stuck in the Twilight Zone, is this a black and white scene?