This was really good!!

Keep up the good fight

(Maximum sarcasm hes insane)

Normal stuff from the guy with the nuclear codes

Make America healthy by stopping exercise 😎🇺🇸

I wonder what he thinks the NFL is

Fightin words sir

I just bought his! On sale now

Ngl they are surprisingly filling. Make a batch of 2 for yourself and 3+ with friends

<<slightly related: check out the Elks Own. Its like a winter whiskey sour and has a whole egg white for GAINZ!!!>>

Big time, brother 🫡

Tell our guy to run for prez, ill lead his michigan campaign

Jfc

(I deleted Twitter is this real?? )

Hasset's " cubic model" for covid should have disqualified him from all future work. Travesty

No idea, my family makes great green bean dishes. They exist I promise! I know because I eat them🙃🙃🙃 I will try to find some and share

(I clean gutters, move furniture etc. this time of year. Not a cook)

My take on musk is hes a 90th percentile intellect. Wow, smarter than 90% of Americans! (some sarcasm). Corollary: 100 people live on your street. 10 people on your street are smarter than elon musk. Next street, you guessed it 10 more people smarter than musk. He's not special, just very bold

Plants are doing great AND I MAY NEED ONE OF THOSE CABLES u never know