Discö Fränkënstëin
@bobjanke.bsky.social
Gruff but lovable rogue
I know who DB Cooper is
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Past performance does not guarantee future results
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I know who DB Cooper is
Not FDIC insured
Past performance does not guarantee future results
Non-Attorney spokesperson
https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
It's 108 miles to Chicago, I got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy, and I'm wearing sunglasses
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's 108 miles to Chicago, I got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy, and I'm wearing sunglasses
Left handed people should be put in jail
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Left handed people should be put in jail
I'm 100% open to being bribed to use my social media accounts to help spread disinformation
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm 100% open to being bribed to use my social media accounts to help spread disinformation
Tell me this isn't an album cover
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tell me this isn't an album cover
Happy Halloween. Don't forget to feed your snakes before you go stand around in a graveyard all night
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Halloween. Don't forget to feed your snakes before you go stand around in a graveyard all night
Reposted by Discö Fränkënstëin
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My friend Michelle is still responding that she's going to every event on Facebook like she isn't 43 years old. Nobody believes you're going to see a Sepultura tribute band on a Wednesday
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My friend Michelle is still responding that she's going to every event on Facebook like she isn't 43 years old. Nobody believes you're going to see a Sepultura tribute band on a Wednesday
We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on
Since the government shut down a month ago I've made $1800 buying beer for teenagers and keeping the change
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Since the government shut down a month ago I've made $1800 buying beer for teenagers and keeping the change
[Doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart and blood starts spraying everywhere]: OH NO I DID IT WRONG
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
[Doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart and blood starts spraying everywhere]: OH NO I DID IT WRONG
Tomorrow is going to suck taking down all of these Christopher Columbus decorations
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Tomorrow is going to suck taking down all of these Christopher Columbus decorations
I just bought Bluesky with a $10 Harbor Freight Money coupon and three stretched out paper clips
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just bought Bluesky with a $10 Harbor Freight Money coupon and three stretched out paper clips
the jerk store called they're running out of paprika
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the jerk store called they're running out of paprika
First that guy steals a hat from that kid. Then the lady takes that baseball. It could just me but maybe little kids need to be tougher.
September 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
First that guy steals a hat from that kid. Then the lady takes that baseball. It could just me but maybe little kids need to be tougher.
I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me
September 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me
Yes I heard your horn the first time a split second after the light turned green. Why do you think I'm typing this.
August 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes I heard your horn the first time a split second after the light turned green. Why do you think I'm typing this.
Sydney Sweeney is in my driveway trashing my car with a baseball bat boy were you guys right about her
August 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sydney Sweeney is in my driveway trashing my car with a baseball bat boy were you guys right about her
Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this
August 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this
I know Jesus was a carpenter but I think he would've been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I know Jesus was a carpenter but I think he would've been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing
My weight loss goal is to have an old man pelvis so it looks like my legs go straight up into my back
August 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My weight loss goal is to have an old man pelvis so it looks like my legs go straight up into my back
they have long term treatments for traumatic brain injuries now you should ask about it
you must be a nazi
August 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
they have long term treatments for traumatic brain injuries now you should ask about it
Let's just get you muted there little fella
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Let's just get you muted there little fella
What this country needs is a unifying event. Like the Moon landing, or Woodstock, or maybe Jonestown. Something like that
August 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What this country needs is a unifying event. Like the Moon landing, or Woodstock, or maybe Jonestown. Something like that
My life is like a Wes Anderson movie. It's boring and i never know what the Hell is going on
August 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My life is like a Wes Anderson movie. It's boring and i never know what the Hell is going on
[turning off my hearing aids]
My girlfriend: You don't wear hearing aids
Me: WHAT?
My girlfriend: You don't wear hearing aids
Me: WHAT?
August 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
[turning off my hearing aids]
My girlfriend: You don't wear hearing aids
Me: WHAT?
My girlfriend: You don't wear hearing aids
Me: WHAT?