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Bobbie Richardson
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Scientist by trade, couch potato at heart. Originally from Indiana but I was too short to play basketball so they kicked me out.
Why is the first question always "did you look for your missing mail in the mail box?"
Who would ever report missing mail without checking their mailbox?
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Bathrooms should be separated by "willing to sit on the seat like a normal person" and "awkward hoverer that gets piss everywhere"

Just sit the fuck down, study after study has shown that the toilet seats aren't actually very germy.
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Hold music has gotten worse. It used to just be a slightly annoying jazz ditty. Now it's a jazz ditty interrupted with an ad for the business you are calling every 20 seconds.
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The world needs more horologists and less AI guys.

Seriously I can't find anyone to fix the beautiful clock I inherited, but people telling me to use chat gpt for work are a dime a dozen...

(Even if I wanted to use AI for work, I couldn't. Don't any of you work places with classified datasets?!)
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
If I've ever made something for you by hand, know that it was made with love and then with hatred from the halfway point to the final set of stitches, when the love comes back again.
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Why would someone doordash a drink from the topless coffee shop? Doesn't that defeat the entire point of the topless coffee shop?
August 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Every 'color season analysis' ad is a beautiful woman holding up a neutral piece of fabric and claiming it 'makes me look ugly', then she holds up the gaudiest shade of purple you've ever seen and says 'this color makes me look amazing'.
June 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I need to buy a new lunch box soon so I've started looking around. What the hell is a tactical lunch box? Why are they all the size of a mini van?
June 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Went out with some friends last night and had an underwire issue. I managed to take my bra off and put it in my person at the dinner table with no one noticing. I've never felt so smooth
June 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why isn't there a windmill emoji?
I fear I need one to express my love for wind energy ❤️
June 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What is with fancy and pretentious "healthy" things being named after famously unsettling dystopian stories?
Soylent, Erewhon, what next, a pilates course based on The Lottery?
June 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My family has this long running joke of referring to benadryl as "bennies" which led to a very awkward interaction at CVS when I asked which aisle to find the bennies.
February 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why is OTC med packaging designed like the dosage is some big secret?
I shouldn't have to do peel and stick scratchers to find out how often I can take dayquill.
December 5, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Boyfriend keeps mixing up the words giardiniera and giardia.

Hopefully no one takes him seriously when he orders extra giardia in his Italian grinder..
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I hope to someday convince my friends to join this platform, but until they trickle in I probably won't be too active (says a chronically online girl)
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM