Do not taunt Carnivorous Death Ball.

Does she not do the puppy coats? She'd be so adorable in them!

Sandwich guy not toast!

Um, folks: I think that RHP Ranger Suarez might just be LHP Ranger Suárez with a fake mustache trying to collect two qualifying offers.

Don't worry, the Manfred Man(n) isn't a real ghost. He's very much still alive.

Ah, OK. Your adjustment puts my mind at ease about how much I'd be using. Looks like H-E-B has them, so I'll definitely give these a go!

OK, so @wendyck.bsky.social you know I'm a heathen (long-time jarlic user; every recipe gets what feels like the right sized pile of minced garlic). Is this sufficiently better to justify a switch? Or would I just be setting myself up for failure and needing to put an entire package into every meal?

The Pope is a White Sox fan.

That's okay, because God's grace is greater than any human failing.

Two? There can be only one.

We've designed our AI models to be a 20 year-old white guy—the normal, unquestionably-default human. To do anything else would be a "choice" and inherently political, so it's probably best to just stay neutral.

Sorry for the confusion, I'm pretty sure it's actually this one: tubitv.com/movies/56276...

Is that the secret to how all of the recipes caramelize their onions in 5 minutes??

You mean you don't like the crunch of RP'ing your PC scrounging around the market to find someone who can break a gold piece when the merchant insists they don't have change for that 1g75c potion?

These are next-level coders 🤖, and that's high-performance HTML. 👈 😎 👉
- Newlines? Indentation? At the bleeding edge we cut every byte to minimize transfer sizes.
- Semantic tags? This is for the browser, not weak humans. <span> is all we need.
- CSS Classes? Just extra compute. Inline styles ftw.

Oh, you **should** knock on Kerberos. I think duct tape would have been an improvement.

He was a credit to your tiny, tiny state. ;)