Bob-Parker54
@bob-parker.bsky.social
I was born in 1954, the year of rock & roll and Brown v. Board. I retired from 25 years as a Spanish teacher in 2019. I now spend my days and nights reading, hiking, playing chaotic electronic music, and chasing deep sky objects with my telescope.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours:
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'll show you mine if you show me yours:
He also promised us flying cars. I want one!
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
He also promised us flying cars. I want one!
Look, everyone, it's an emaciated vegan!
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Look, everyone, it's an emaciated vegan!
He says he never did this.
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He says he never did this.
The secret to Depends® is to change them from time to time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The secret to Depends® is to change them from time to time.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Don't forget to save the giblets!
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Don't forget to save the giblets!
Don't forget to save the giblets!
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don't forget to save the giblets!
Yeah, about that casino thing...
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yeah, about that casino thing...
He said this 10 years ago, but it's still one of my favorite Tr*mp quotes. It's only one "sentence". Whoever figured out how to punctuate it should get a medal.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He said this 10 years ago, but it's still one of my favorite Tr*mp quotes. It's only one "sentence". Whoever figured out how to punctuate it should get a medal.
One thing I'inclined to agree with Hegseth about: We need to get morbid obesity out of the military chain of command. Starting at the top.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One thing I'inclined to agree with Hegseth about: We need to get morbid obesity out of the military chain of command. Starting at the top.
I always got a kick out of Joe Friday's badge number being 714, same as Qualudes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I always got a kick out of Joe Friday's badge number being 714, same as Qualudes.
"The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
--Rodney Dangerfield
--Rodney Dangerfield
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
--Rodney Dangerfield
--Rodney Dangerfield
"Eenie-meenie-chili-beanie
The spirits are about to speak!"
--Bullwinkle. J. Moose*
*Boomer reference (see illustration below)
The spirits are about to speak!"
--Bullwinkle. J. Moose*
*Boomer reference (see illustration below)
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Eenie-meenie-chili-beanie
The spirits are about to speak!"
--Bullwinkle. J. Moose*
*Boomer reference (see illustration below)
The spirits are about to speak!"
--Bullwinkle. J. Moose*
*Boomer reference (see illustration below)
All men want to look like him!
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
All men want to look like him!
Lindsey Halligan, legal scholar.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Lindsey Halligan, legal scholar.