Brandon Ferguson
bnferguson.bsky.social
Brandon Ferguson
@bnferguson.bsky.social
"Revolting Trend Setter." Actual Human Muppet. Previously, Principal Engineer at HashiCorp, early GitHub, Travis CI etc
It really, really is a big part of the job isn't it? Treating "I don't get it" as a useful signal that perhaps something needs to be discussed and not a personal or professional failing (for either party).

Which of course led to me asking a lotttt of "dumb" or seemingly "out of touch" questions
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
man, I read this as "ambien anger"
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Traffic Koans
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I mean, we both _could_. Let's bring back the skullet!

(Well, maybe not bring *back*, not sure that was ever here)
September 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It took me an upsettingly long time to figure out just what was "different" in this picture.

"Oh he grew his hair out!"

...
September 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
piri piri, gado gado,

(and if you're from the US in 90s and ordering form Little Caesars: pizza pizza)
June 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is a good post.
May 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
And if they're saying if I don't I can't "get that bag" - the bag in question simply must be a 10 Sack from White Castle in Metuchen, NJ
May 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Exactly my first thought 😅
May 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Ha! The Dutch language school I went to gave us buttons that said a similar (IIRC) "Spreek Nederlands tegen me. Ik proberen te leren"

"Speak Dutch to me, I am trying to learn"

Since everyone just switches to English at the first hitch in your language.

Your pin is waaaay nicer looking. :D
April 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
hahaha - just read something and had the same response
April 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
hahah - and here I am knocking solid.

Toss some solid ones in there, and fuck it, a few completely hollow. Never let them know your next move.
April 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Filled. Solid is always so disappointing to me with something like this. I like the surprise of it all.

The malt reply is good. Or something like pistachio cream, hazelnut cream, etc would be ace.
April 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Meanwhile in my retro/perma computing feed:
March 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
well damn, now I have to listen to it as well.
March 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hahah - I did pause and go 🤔 Wait. actually not sure that's true still.

Stupid technology progress messing with my dumb jokes again.
March 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
They are in fact bigger
March 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Oh man, I had no idea. I think one of the admins of the MUD I ran around on had an Erols email address. Something about that name shook out and _old_ memory.
March 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
[reads Lord of the Flies]

Man, this sounds fun!
March 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Oh wow, that game was really something incredible.

The Shacknews Zombie Horde days were some of my most memorable gaming moments.
March 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There's a shopping area in Amsterdam North that after it closes, it plays music from Efteling (a theme park, like a Dutch Disney) to keep teens from loitering.

I mostly feel for the single pizza delivery place that is open past those normal hours so they have to listen to it every single night.
March 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
haha I love observations like this. I have a "If I'm listening to Control by Pedro the Lion a lot, I'm probably not in a good place" rule
February 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh! I somehow missed this was coming out! I was just craving another book in that series after coming across one of my highlighted passages from the first one. This is great news.
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yup! Bit more hidden than it used to be but support.github.com/contact/bug-... I think should get you where you're going.

support.github.com/request is the more general area that loads the various forms.
February 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
boo! but also saves me scrambling to get samples hahah
January 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM