Eldritch Millennial
@bmorebaker42.bsky.social
North American Bearded Dad. History. Teacher. Baltimore. Orioles. BLM. Nicest of the damned. Fight fascism.
GLI History Teacher of the Year, MD ‘25
GLI History Teacher of the Year, MD ‘25
Times like these when a neck looks for a knife
Wrist for a razor, a heart is longing for bullets
Tension is high under sea and over sky
Pressure drop, people are acting foolish
Wrist for a razor, a heart is longing for bullets
Tension is high under sea and over sky
Pressure drop, people are acting foolish
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Times like these when a neck looks for a knife
Wrist for a razor, a heart is longing for bullets
Tension is high under sea and over sky
Pressure drop, people are acting foolish
Wrist for a razor, a heart is longing for bullets
Tension is high under sea and over sky
Pressure drop, people are acting foolish
So I, I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up
And this woman was singin' my song
Lover′s in love and the other's run away
Lover is cryin′, 'cause the other won't stay
And this woman was singin' my song
Lover′s in love and the other's run away
Lover is cryin′, 'cause the other won't stay
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So I, I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up
And this woman was singin' my song
Lover′s in love and the other's run away
Lover is cryin′, 'cause the other won't stay
And this woman was singin' my song
Lover′s in love and the other's run away
Lover is cryin′, 'cause the other won't stay
It’s Jingle Jangle season motherfuckers.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It’s Jingle Jangle season motherfuckers.
So, bribery. The President is accepting bribes in exchange for favor.
Wait…. I have something for this …..
Here it is:
Wait…. I have something for this …..
Here it is:
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So, bribery. The President is accepting bribes in exchange for favor.
Wait…. I have something for this …..
Here it is:
Wait…. I have something for this …..
Here it is:
Dude has a history of being a fucking creep
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Dude has a history of being a fucking creep
Man some of these were ahead of the curve and they been on Dateline for a minute. Look at all those badges! Sir you are a county sheriff and you have more medals than fucking Zhukov
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Man some of these were ahead of the curve and they been on Dateline for a minute. Look at all those badges! Sir you are a county sheriff and you have more medals than fucking Zhukov
Siri: What if William Jennings Bryan was an asshole, BUT - also stupid?
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Siri: What if William Jennings Bryan was an asshole, BUT - also stupid?
Gym fit today.
Beat City
Beat City
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Gym fit today.
Beat City
Beat City
Someone come get Stavvy
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Someone come get Stavvy
Conservative imagined curriculum: SWBAT demonstrate how America is terrible and subjugated the world through the evils of capitalism
Actual curriculum:
Actual curriculum:
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Conservative imagined curriculum: SWBAT demonstrate how America is terrible and subjugated the world through the evils of capitalism
Actual curriculum:
Actual curriculum:
Again, I don’t know who needs to hear this but - it’s back
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Again, I don’t know who needs to hear this but - it’s back
I think that was the secret of its success. It was smart sounding stuff that was basic-level knowledge to a trained person, but sounded like remarkable truths to a lay person.
Much like Guns, Germs, and Steel and holy shit
Much like Guns, Germs, and Steel and holy shit
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I think that was the secret of its success. It was smart sounding stuff that was basic-level knowledge to a trained person, but sounded like remarkable truths to a lay person.
Much like Guns, Germs, and Steel and holy shit
Much like Guns, Germs, and Steel and holy shit
This is literally an ATTACK ad against Roy Cooper in NC right now.
October 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is literally an ATTACK ad against Roy Cooper in NC right now.
Some other samples from the last couple of years, he is 10.
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Some other samples from the last couple of years, he is 10.
My kid made Lego Hornet and Ghost from Hollow Knight and I am amazed by his freehand Lego abilities.
October 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My kid made Lego Hornet and Ghost from Hollow Knight and I am amazed by his freehand Lego abilities.
I am officially on the “Hire Flash as Manager” train.
October 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I am officially on the “Hire Flash as Manager” train.
Got me in the med bed like
September 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Got me in the med bed like