Todd Smith
@blunderalong.bsky.social
Still awaiting my promised 🚀 jet pack.
Willing and unapologetic kale 🥬 eater.
Willing and unapologetic kale 🥬 eater.
And it was a banger too Bets
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December 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
And it was a banger too Bets
Remember the Battle of Bowling Green, when the Venezuelan troops stole …
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December 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Remember the Battle of Bowling Green, when the Venezuelan troops stole …
It does make for engaging conversations around the coffee ☕️ pot
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It does make for engaging conversations around the coffee ☕️ pot
I’m afraid to admit what we pay for bird seed and nuts every month
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m afraid to admit what we pay for bird seed and nuts every month
What a sick waste of air
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What a sick waste of air
Ahmed el Ahmed, apparently a fruit stand vendor, and Muslim, is whom you failed to report disarming the gunman.
NYT is a disgrace to journalism.
NYT is a disgrace to journalism.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ahmed el Ahmed, apparently a fruit stand vendor, and Muslim, is whom you failed to report disarming the gunman.
NYT is a disgrace to journalism.
NYT is a disgrace to journalism.
Author Andrew Lownie says the palace knew about former Prince Andrew's associations with Jeffrey Epstein and put their 'heads in the sand'
Future Epstein files could spell more trouble for ex-prince Andrew
Author Andrew Lownie says the palace knew about former Prince Andrew's associations with Jeffrey Epstein and put their 'heads in the sand'
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December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The real question is,
How do we remotely hack or interrupt the device 🔌 ?
How do we remotely hack or interrupt the device 🔌 ?
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The real question is,
How do we remotely hack or interrupt the device 🔌 ?
How do we remotely hack or interrupt the device 🔌 ?
Oh yeah, well I call your meringue puppies with these mad choc trees 🌲
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Oh yeah, well I call your meringue puppies with these mad choc trees 🌲
The coloration is spectacular Mike !
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The coloration is spectacular Mike !
Ooo, what up now ?
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December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ooo, what up now ?
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December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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We’re at the “They’re hot but completely unqualified”phase of the Fall of the Roman Empire.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We’re at the “They’re hot but completely unqualified”phase of the Fall of the Roman Empire.
It couldn’t be planer to your wife that she faces a wrenching decision about your future together.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It couldn’t be planer to your wife that she faces a wrenching decision about your future together.
Dogs are the best people
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December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Dogs are the best people
Frowned upon at the Golden Corral buffet, as I recently found out 🤷🏼♂️
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Frowned upon at the Golden Corral buffet, as I recently found out 🤷🏼♂️
Who you callin common ? They are spectacular 🙌🏼
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December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Who you callin common ? They are spectacular 🙌🏼
So … the stripper really doesn’t want to run away with me in my El Camino ?
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November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So … the stripper really doesn’t want to run away with me in my El Camino ?