Philip
@blumphy.bsky.social
“Das war doch nur ein bisschen Geplänkel auf dem Schulhof”
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Das war doch nur ein bisschen Geplänkel auf dem Schulhof”
Was wandering around Cheetham Hill in the dark on Saturday, was quite moody and a tad scary. Do they ever light this up?
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Was wandering around Cheetham Hill in the dark on Saturday, was quite moody and a tad scary. Do they ever light this up?
I’m usually a cheerful soul no matter the day or weather but today I opened my shutters to see this!
It’s 24th - TWENTY. FUCKIN’ FOURTH of November
I did some swear words!
It’s 24th - TWENTY. FUCKIN’ FOURTH of November
I did some swear words!
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I’m usually a cheerful soul no matter the day or weather but today I opened my shutters to see this!
It’s 24th - TWENTY. FUCKIN’ FOURTH of November
I did some swear words!
It’s 24th - TWENTY. FUCKIN’ FOURTH of November
I did some swear words!
Yeah I bummed all them kids and had them all suck me off! What about it? Friends of mine did the same!
John 8:7, mother fuckers!
John 8:7, mother fuckers!
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Yeah I bummed all them kids and had them all suck me off! What about it? Friends of mine did the same!
John 8:7, mother fuckers!
John 8:7, mother fuckers!
…and if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money…
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
…and if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money…
Roughly, I’ve got about 30 minutes left
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Roughly, I’ve got about 30 minutes left
If you see this post your getaway car
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you see this post your getaway car
We go over now to our transport corespondent, the Airfix model aircraft expert, Big D for his valued opinion!
Derek! Have you heard anything from the AIG? What have they to say?
Good afternoon, what do you have for us?
Derek! Have you heard anything from the AIG? What have they to say?
Good afternoon, what do you have for us?
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We go over now to our transport corespondent, the Airfix model aircraft expert, Big D for his valued opinion!
Derek! Have you heard anything from the AIG? What have they to say?
Good afternoon, what do you have for us?
Derek! Have you heard anything from the AIG? What have they to say?
Good afternoon, what do you have for us?
Pfftt, I’ll raise you! I’m on 19:00-07:00 tonight and tomorrow night
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Pfftt, I’ll raise you! I’m on 19:00-07:00 tonight and tomorrow night
Just been reading about Fabián O'Neill, Uruguayan who played for Juventus
Now, I’ve been extremely drunk on occasion, dare say we all have, but I’ve never been this drunk. Have you?
How the fuck would even begin to explain this to your wife?
Now, I’ve been extremely drunk on occasion, dare say we all have, but I’ve never been this drunk. Have you?
How the fuck would even begin to explain this to your wife?
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just been reading about Fabián O'Neill, Uruguayan who played for Juventus
Now, I’ve been extremely drunk on occasion, dare say we all have, but I’ve never been this drunk. Have you?
How the fuck would even begin to explain this to your wife?
Now, I’ve been extremely drunk on occasion, dare say we all have, but I’ve never been this drunk. Have you?
How the fuck would even begin to explain this to your wife?
I do hope that Premier League football clubs get the memo
I’ll not hold my breath
I’ll not hold my breath
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I do hope that Premier League football clubs get the memo
I’ll not hold my breath
I’ll not hold my breath
Imagine being a Septic and never ever experiencing homemade Cottage pie, peas, red cabbage and buttered crusty bread!
Poor sods!
Poor sods!
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Imagine being a Septic and never ever experiencing homemade Cottage pie, peas, red cabbage and buttered crusty bread!
Poor sods!
Poor sods!
The closest I got to Dunnet Head Lighthouse! Was a glorious sight!
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The closest I got to Dunnet Head Lighthouse! Was a glorious sight!
No way! I’d have sobbed
The Hulk took me out with an all in about half an hour ago and did me on the river
Wanted to cry
The Hulk took me out with an all in about half an hour ago and did me on the river
Wanted to cry
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No way! I’d have sobbed
The Hulk took me out with an all in about half an hour ago and did me on the river
Wanted to cry
The Hulk took me out with an all in about half an hour ago and did me on the river
Wanted to cry
Playing poker tonight with Hulk Hogam!
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Playing poker tonight with Hulk Hogam!
Try to hang on if you can, the forecast looks favourable…
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Try to hang on if you can, the forecast looks favourable…
If you see this post a picture of any celebrity you’ve seen bollock naked
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If you see this post a picture of any celebrity you’ve seen bollock naked
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band