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Steve Weyer 𓅭
@blueweyer.bsky.social
Attorney and barroom theologian.
Fernando can’t wait to go crack open a cold carton of whole milk.
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Toddler is having a full on meltdown (tears, thrashing on floor, etc) and crying “I need the boo-boo’s” because I gave her an otherwise perfect banana from which I had carved off a small bruise the size of a nickel.

Dog is just staring at her.
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
At playground and just heard another dad yell out “Executive Override Command! We’re not doing that!”
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Impeach.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Bert in It’s A Wonderful Life is really dangerous with that gun. Just firing all loosey-goosey on a crowded street.
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Glad that Dolan is being shown the door. May he have a quiet retirement full of reflection and repentance.

Very, very guarded optimism about Hicks. (Mostly just happy he isn’t a known conservative.) Getting excited about anyone being elevated in the hierarchy is for chumps. Trust must be earned.
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
An Atlanta Christmas tradition: waiting in line in the Decatur Post Office only to be told that they don’t have any books of stamps when you get to the counter. But you can buy them one at a time from the kiosk!
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Showing them what’s up at my first tai chi class in 26 years. The olds at the YMCA didn’t know what hit em.
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
How much legislation and regulation is being written by ChatGPT?
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I can't claim to be following the Slaughter case closely - I'm busy! - but I don't understand how it can be said that the legislature is usurping executive authority in the creation of independent boards when, to my understanding, these boards are almost always products of laws SIGNED BY PRESIDENTS.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Filling out online forms to compare auto insurance rates is going to be my villain origin story.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This FIFA draw is brutal programming.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The sandhill cranes made their noisy migration over Atlanta this morning. My 2yo daughter and I watched for three minutes until they were gone. She said, “I’d do again.” Me too.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
LAVELLE GOAL!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Washington seems to have a faster, more fit team overall. Gotham isn’t executing. Lavelle is the most consistent corner-taker in soccer. Taking Reale out was the right move.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues
Someone to hold you too close
Someone to hurt you too deep
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
MTG resigning House? Pretty sure she’s gonna run for Senate.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In good news… Atlanta is getting a NWSL team! Let’s get Rose Lavelle to Atlanta!
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
DECATUR!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
C'mon, are 3000 and Big Boi going to take the mics? Let's do it!
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Heismendoza!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What a game!
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What’s the most total runners left on base in any seven game series?
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Omg.
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This Series!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM