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Literally had this convo a couple of days ago with the hubby! Saw an advert for a gaming chair on YouTube, so I went to their site andaseat.com
1. Unnecessary AI pop up pissed me off to start with
2. Why is it a young girl and not a anthropomorphic chair?!?! (Or paperclip lol)
Screen shot of the AI bot from andaseat.com Young girl with long purple hair and a big smile
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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What's the odds that Luxon would be the only person in the room who would not do the response? #NZPol
4 Panel meme 1 - Murderer in a room trying to find a hiding person 2 - Murderer is confused looking around 3 - Murderer calls out 'Tutira mai nga iwi!' 4 - Hiding person yells back 'AUE!!'
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Waking up to memes like this and having to find out wtf happened overnight 🤮
Two panel meme Top panel with Trump and the text 'I'm gonna drain the swamp' Bottom panel with Bill Clinton waving
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Oh I found a reason in the wild today!
I think some people think that the Greens don't like roads...
Or do road maintenance...
Or they cause congestion...
I'm not entirely sure, but 35 people agree 😅 completely apolitical post too 😅
A screen grab from 'Traffic Updates - Horowhenua' Facebook. A photo of heavy traffic at a roundabout (due to road works on Transmission Gully) with the caption "Plimmerton Roundabout at 4.21pm" Screengrab of a completely unprompted comment "I do laugh at those who have a go at TG - we haven't had this type of traffic since there was no TG. Piss off greens"
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Ugh... Nice headline... 😬
Screenshot from stuff.co.nz "New York NYC elects its first Muslim mayor in Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old born in Africa"
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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A share from Emily Writes Facebook page
www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1...
Test on a white background: TAKE A STAND SEND MAYOR ANDREW LITTLE AN EMAIL WITHOUR TEMPLATE LET HIM KNOW WE WONT ALLOW HIM TO REWARD MISOGYNY AND RACISM NO OLD BOYS CLUB FOR WCC
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I don't know which one said that, and I don't want to know... But I did throw up a little
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This monster has cheated death twice this year
First with FIP over new years, and then hepatitis a couple of weeks ago
Was a rescue, along with her sister, found young and pregnant
So she's already been through about half of her nine lives 😅
Upside down Gnocchi the cat Gnocchi the cat get cuddles Gnocchi the cat trying to figure out why her sister, Boko, is in a bag
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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They're got this on one the main page now too
A screenshot from Stuff.co.nz with a survey 'Do you support a CGT' with the results Yes: 49% No: 51%
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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It's getting a bit scary now...
Skeet from Robert Reich: The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Lol, great timing, Mum just messaged and asked if we were going to put a granny flat up out the back, and I sent that beehive link with the details
Screenshot of a text from mum: That seems to be exactly the same instructions needed to get a building consent. You have to get approval for commencing & finishing the job then sign off with the council. I assume you save by not having a permit.
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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And Justin Lester's Facebook page...

The future is going to be great because of all the recent investment in infrastructure, which has been ignored for decades and smashed through earthquakes and plagues 😬
Screenshot from 'Wellington Alive's Facebook page, with the same article, with his text "2026 is going to be huge - We’ve been saying this for 9 months now! A new dawn is coming to Wellington after some difficult years post earthquake, Covid and public sector cuts. Te Matapihi Central Library, the Town Hall, Te Ngākau Civic Square, the Band Rotunda, City Gallery, the new Ministry of Foreign Affairs building, the new Archives New Zealand, Reading Cinema, the Amora Hotel - all will re-open over the next couple of years - the library will be as soon as March 2026. You can’t keep us down because a city is the sum of its people. And Wellingtonians are smart, creative, gritty, and we’re loyal to the city we love. It’s great to see the Post come on board. Because words matter. They reflect what we read, how people talk, and what they think about our city. Domestic tourism spending is down significantly in Wellington and we believe we can do better. It’d be great to see these headlines on Stuff too please, for a wider New Zealand audience. Let New Zealand know there’s plenty to be excited about in Wellington and, we can’t wait to see you. Because when they get here, they’ll be welcomed to a city with stunning beauty, the best food, a place rich in creativity, and equal parts weird and sexy. Our work at Wellington Alive isn’t done. We’re here to tell our local stories, celebrate our businesses and people, and be a place where you can celebrate what you love. Love you Wellington 💛"
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Yeaaaaaaaah they're pushing it big all over the world
Even if the companies pushing it, don't have the resources in place to do anything about it 😬
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Text in a black background "But you look fine" "I'm sick, not ugly!"
October 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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I dunno... That cow looks pretty shifty 🤣
Meme of a cow staring through a window with the caption 'Your chances of getting killed by a cow are low, but never zero'
October 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I showed this to my sheltered husband
"...What's soaking, or do I not want to know?"
GOD IS A T-REX!
Cartoon of a T-Rex dressed as god looking through a ceiling with a couple having sex and not moving, with the speech bubble 'Hey, where'd they go?" With text above: SOAKING is a practice used by some young mormons to engage in premarital SEXUAL ACTIVITY without angering God. Basically, a guy "soaks" his penis inside a girl without moving, because it's the MOTION that makes it a sin. This is effective because God is a T-Rex, and His vision is based on movement
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I'd be more pissed off at the person that actually wrote that email my guy 😅
Ray Chung's billboard that someone graffitied... Giving him boobies and the phrase 'soft pendulous breasts' next to it
September 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I haven't seen that before and was wondering what was going on 😅 Good to know that the block must have been warranted
September 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Meme from 'Untitled Goose Memes' Facebook page A goose with a speech bubble saying 'Everything I have learned about groypers had been against my will'
September 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Bring in the CEO Three Letters joke...
Except he's been blaming his predecessor the entire time while reorganizing... So he was ahead of the curve there I guess 😅
Screengrab of the CEO 3 Letters joke: A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve" he said. Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor." The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press and Wall Street responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded. After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
September 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Dude, if it's not one thing, it's another 😬
Four panel cartoon 1. Stress is bad for the baby. 2. What baby? 3. Me. 4. I am the baby.
September 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Since it's World Cup time, Ilona seems topical 😂
#TakeUpSpace
Two panel of Ilona Maher's acceptance speech from the ESPY awards Top panel: Strong is beautiful. Strong is powerful. It's sexy - it's whatever you want it to be. And I hope more girls can feel how I feel. Bottom panel: Take up space. Pitch it faster. Run harder. Put another plate on the bar, and never tone it done.
September 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Strategically, I'm really not sure of the best use of my vote 😅
August 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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You can't beat Wellington in a good day 😁
Just a reminder that despite the news cycle, our Whanganui-a-Tara is for everyone and is beautiful ❤️
Photo of brunch outside at Karaka Cafe. French toast and crayfish fritter sandwich overlooking a beautiful winter day at Wellington Harbour.
July 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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@amy.wrestlejoy.com You didn't tell us you changed your name? 😂
Still from Athena's interview where the subtitles say 'Hi Athena. Anonymity with breast joy' instead of 'Hi Athena. Amy Nemmity with Wrestle Joy'
July 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM