Damnit, she told that interfering daughter Philippa about my offer. I’ll have to find a sucker elsewhere. They don’t come as blindly gullible as Ruth that often… #TheArchers

And fasts on the sabbath, while reading his bible and pushing away thoughts of dairy maids in well-fitted cardigans. #TheArchers

I had totally missed that. And had always wondered where the name inspiration came from.

And Hazel hates the insufferable lot of them and was making a token appearance for two days at the end of the supposed weeks holiday. #TheArchers

Ruari suddenly wanted to join DaddyBrian for his birthday, Kate wanted to go and steal the baby, Tony and Lill appeared not to have had access to a calendar & so left early without knowing it, Helen is running away from an intense Wuthering Heights level attraction to a part time fireman #TheArchers

And lo, a child is born in the west, and her eyes glow red with power. “I am reborn. I am Peggy. Praise me”. #TheArchers

Where did Roy and Hayley go to? #TheArchers

As, it would appear, have Pheeeeeeebs and the scriptwriters.

I did too. Jenny was much more of a mother to her than Kate ever was. #TheArchers

Ohh, I missed that bit. That does rather explain his incompetency with sheep fencing. #thearchers

I bet Jacob can do a tight pasa doble. #TheArchers

The rural internet connection may not support the video gaming to which they have become accustomed. But yay, they can herd sheep instead. #TheArchera

Did he not abandon her on the altar? In a very Dum Dum Dum Eastenders manner. Which was a year or few before the one night stand that produced the pregnancy. #TheArchers

Absolutely. Tom’s level of selfishness, aided by Peggy’s money and Pat & Tony’s John-grief has turned him into a master-manipulator with little capacity for true remorse. #TheArchers

Oooh yippee! Does Borsetshire Blue have a regional restriction? Can it be made from sheepies milk? So many questions, so little time. #TheArchers