puppy boywife
up for adoption
her: so, you're into being treated like a pet? what, you want to lay on my lap while I pet you and call you a good boy?
me: no, not like that, you know, I want you to starve me for a week and kick me if I make noise.
her: uhuh, wow, that's great *reports me to animal control*
her: so, you're into being treated like a pet? what, you want to lay on my lap while I pet you and call you a good boy?
me: no, not like that, you know, I want you to starve me for a week and kick me if I make noise.
her: uhuh, wow, that's great *reports me to animal control*
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me when lady with dark hair:
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