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Cackalacky
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Southern liberal. I’m a blue dot in a bright red county in a purple(ish) state. 🐸 Life doesn’t always turn out the way you hoped it would.
Within the first minute.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why is she allowed to have a dog? Seems like abuse.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Her hard drive must be atrocious. She seems get off on the idea of teen rape & torture (in general).
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Let’s start with Elon, Peter Thiel & Rupert Murdoch.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
He snorted the turkey to get every less drop of tryptophan out of it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m old enough to remember when a BJ amongst contenting adults was enough to get a president impeached.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hillary is the “I told you so” Queen, but Kamala will definitely inherit the crown on day.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ten years? Probably two years top, but he’ll have no idea who or where he is six months from now.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m so tired of this shit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s only a matter of time before a female reporter catches a charge after going feral on Trump’s ass, when he says something like that to them. Every male reporter in that room should be ashamed of themselves for not standing up for their co-reporters.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you’re going to pretend to be down home, at least commit to the bit & fake a really bad, overly exaggerated accent like his fellow Louisiana senator, John Kennedy. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Isn’t there like a 12 year old in charge of counter terrorism now? How’s that working out?
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Why did I read that as “I haven’t had a vacation in two days”? 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
In the spring, they’ll implore people to once again wear ties, coats & fedoras to MLB games, because the crowds in those old game photos looked so spiffy - and white.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Is that the dead golfer with the big dick, or am I confusing my elderly golfers with my post-elderly golfers?
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Having read this, I now need to be vaccinated. Why are they all so fucking weird?
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This ⬆️
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Thanks for your report. These people want to live forever - the thought of having to spend eternity on the same planet as these people makes me look forward to death.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
She’ll be back, like a bad rash that won’t go away.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
“Nice to meet you, Mr. Mayor. Would you mind if I call you Bubba?”
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Maybe she’s going to run for Senate as an independent?
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Seriously. I stepped away from my phone for a few minutes and shit got weird(er).
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Or Kristie Gnome, since the USCG falls under the jurisdiction of DHS.
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kushner is an evil little twerp.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM