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Could Bo Bichette be the answer for the #Dodgers search for a position player?
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Bo Bichette Rumors: Dodgers 'Checked On' Star Middle Infielder
The Los Angeles Dodgers have reportedly checked in on the market for Toronto Blue Jays free agent infielder Bo Bichette.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Today is another great day for the Toronto Blue Jays to bring back Bo Bichette
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Today is another great day for the Toronto Blue Jays to bring back Bo Bichette
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January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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We will always remember the 2025 Blue Jays 💙
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 AM
We will always remember the 2025 Blue Jays 💙
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December 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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🎶 We wish you a Merry Christmas 🎶
🎶 We wish you a Merry Christmas 🎶
#MerryChristmas from your Blue Jays 🎄💙
🎶 We wish you a Merry Christmas 🎶
#MerryChristmas from your Blue Jays 🎄💙
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🎶 We wish you a Merry Christmas 🎶
🎶 We wish you a Merry Christmas 🎶
#MerryChristmas from your Blue Jays 🎄💙
🎶 We wish you a Merry Christmas 🎶
#MerryChristmas from your Blue Jays 🎄💙
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Once again I am asking the Blue Jays to please re-sign Bo Bichette. For nothing more than the feels.
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Once again I am asking the Blue Jays to please re-sign Bo Bichette. For nothing more than the feels.
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Bo Bichette. He's a maniac, maniac on the floor, and he's dancing like he's never danced before.
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bo Bichette. He's a maniac, maniac on the floor, and he's dancing like he's never danced before.
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Looked at Bo Bichette and why he might make more sense for the Dodgers than expected. dodgersdigest.com/2025/12/19/b... @dodgersdigest.bsky.social
Bo Bichette and the Dodgers, surprisingly, make sense for each other - Dodgers Digest
(Via) We know the Dodgers are in the market for an outfielder. Whether it be Kyle Tucker, Cody Belli
dodgersdigest.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I made a Tampa Bay voodoo doll which worked the last three games of the Bluejays regular season. It has been revamped to sign Bo Bichette.
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I made a Tampa Bay voodoo doll which worked the last three games of the Bluejays regular season. It has been revamped to sign Bo Bichette.
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It would be, like, totally tubular, if the Jays could, like, sign Bo Bichette or something.
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It would be, like, totally tubular, if the Jays could, like, sign Bo Bichette or something.
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“Bo Bichette and Dodgers make sense for each other”
How about it makes sense for you to fuck off
How about it makes sense for you to fuck off
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“Bo Bichette and Dodgers make sense for each other”
How about it makes sense for you to fuck off
How about it makes sense for you to fuck off
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I want a Bo Bichette signing for Christmas.
Only a Bo Bichette signing Will do.
Don't want Bregman, nor that Bellinger guy
We want Bo and Tucker, let's reach for the sky...
#ChristmasSongsToBichette
#IWantAHippopotamusForChristmas
Only a Bo Bichette signing Will do.
Don't want Bregman, nor that Bellinger guy
We want Bo and Tucker, let's reach for the sky...
#ChristmasSongsToBichette
#IWantAHippopotamusForChristmas
a blue jays player is standing next to another player
ALT: a blue jays player is standing next to another player
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I want a Bo Bichette signing for Christmas.
Only a Bo Bichette signing Will do.
Don't want Bregman, nor that Bellinger guy
We want Bo and Tucker, let's reach for the sky...
#ChristmasSongsToBichette
#IWantAHippopotamusForChristmas
Only a Bo Bichette signing Will do.
Don't want Bregman, nor that Bellinger guy
We want Bo and Tucker, let's reach for the sky...
#ChristmasSongsToBichette
#IWantAHippopotamusForChristmas
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December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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All I want for Christmas is a Toronto Blue Jays Bo Bichette signing
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
All I want for Christmas is a Toronto Blue Jays Bo Bichette signing
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*Kid opening baseball cards Christmas morning.
Me- “oh Bo Bichette! He’s a stud.”
Wife- Boba Shett?
Me- “Bo Bichette”
Wife- The grandson of Boba Fett?
Me- BO 👏 BICHETTE
Wife- That’s what I said. Boba Shett
Me- “oh Bo Bichette! He’s a stud.”
Wife- Boba Shett?
Me- “Bo Bichette”
Wife- The grandson of Boba Fett?
Me- BO 👏 BICHETTE
Wife- That’s what I said. Boba Shett
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
*Kid opening baseball cards Christmas morning.
Me- “oh Bo Bichette! He’s a stud.”
Wife- Boba Shett?
Me- “Bo Bichette”
Wife- The grandson of Boba Fett?
Me- BO 👏 BICHETTE
Wife- That’s what I said. Boba Shett
Me- “oh Bo Bichette! He’s a stud.”
Wife- Boba Shett?
Me- “Bo Bichette”
Wife- The grandson of Boba Fett?
Me- BO 👏 BICHETTE
Wife- That’s what I said. Boba Shett
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I hope Santa brought you a re-signed Bo Bichette in a speedo, Clare.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I hope Santa brought you a re-signed Bo Bichette in a speedo, Clare.
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Can we get Boxing Day deals on Bo Bichette and Kyle Tucker?
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Can we get Boxing Day deals on Bo Bichette and Kyle Tucker?
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Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
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Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
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Tis the Cease in to the Blue Jays,
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November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Tis the Cease in to the Blue Jays,
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
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Blue jays holy shit
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Blue jays holy shit
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The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Starting Mo tation
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DYLAN CEASE TO THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS FOR 7 YEARS AND $210,000,000 MY GOODNESS
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
DYLAN CEASE TO THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS FOR 7 YEARS AND $210,000,000 MY GOODNESS