Blue Jay Punk
@bluejaypunk.bsky.social
They call me The Tailor because I thread the needle.
This... already happens. Your health affects your insurance premiums. Healthy people pay less.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This... already happens. Your health affects your insurance premiums. Healthy people pay less.
She's badass for fighting at that age. Sending good vibes from the bayou.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
She's badass for fighting at that age. Sending good vibes from the bayou.
Finally, a real Skinamarink.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Finally, a real Skinamarink.
It's super weird to make it a law to display a different set of laws.
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It's super weird to make it a law to display a different set of laws.
The greatest comic strip ever written/illustrated and a life-changer for kids who get into it at the right time in their lives.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The greatest comic strip ever written/illustrated and a life-changer for kids who get into it at the right time in their lives.
People don't like being reminded that, while their own opinion of the band is totally valid, the meme that everyone thinks they suck exists because Comedy Central put a Brian Posehn bit about them sucking in its commercials for a long time.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
People don't like being reminded that, while their own opinion of the band is totally valid, the meme that everyone thinks they suck exists because Comedy Central put a Brian Posehn bit about them sucking in its commercials for a long time.
September 11, 2001 is also the day Slayer released the album God Hates Us All.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
September 11, 2001 is also the day Slayer released the album God Hates Us All.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Phil Ochs was right about everything.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Phil Ochs was right about everything.
This isn't even a hypothetical example; accepting that the elderly and disabled will die was the Republican party's plan to stop covid-19.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This isn't even a hypothetical example; accepting that the elderly and disabled will die was the Republican party's plan to stop covid-19.
I imagine a stranger will run up and tell me like when Michael Jackson died or when the GTA V trailer came out.
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I imagine a stranger will run up and tell me like when Michael Jackson died or when the GTA V trailer came out.
Preparing for the New Year's Eve party early this year
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Preparing for the New Year's Eve party early this year
Puritans raise their kids to believe life is a contest between boys and girls where boys are always on offense, girls are always on defense, anything done to win is justified, and losing means you're a failure at living.
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Puritans raise their kids to believe life is a contest between boys and girls where boys are always on offense, girls are always on defense, anything done to win is justified, and losing means you're a failure at living.
Back in my day, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a way to skin one.
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Back in my day, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a way to skin one.
The movie even still uses debunked alpha psychology! It just says being alpha is about protecting others and not killing. I guess the fools can't handle that the message is very nearly a Rose Tico quote.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The movie even still uses debunked alpha psychology! It just says being alpha is about protecting others and not killing. I guess the fools can't handle that the message is very nearly a Rose Tico quote.
I want the frankenstein of albinoblachsheep and addictinggames.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I want the frankenstein of albinoblachsheep and addictinggames.
Mitt Romney, the 2012 Republican presidential candidate, spends $5,000 a day on security so Donald Trump, the 2016 Republican presidential candidate, doesn't have him killed. www.deseret.com/opinion/2023...
Opinion: Romney is spending $5,000 daily for security. Why can’t we follow the golden rule?
I fully agree with Gov. Spencer Cox in that our nation must return civility back to politics and public service
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November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mitt Romney, the 2012 Republican presidential candidate, spends $5,000 a day on security so Donald Trump, the 2016 Republican presidential candidate, doesn't have him killed. www.deseret.com/opinion/2023...
Throw in dinner for breakfast (cold leftover pizza) and you've got a perfect day.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Throw in dinner for breakfast (cold leftover pizza) and you've got a perfect day.
I watched a movie, read some of a book, and went bowling with my wife, barely got mad online at all. And it's only Friday baby. Oh, and got the good biscuits the grocery store makes
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I watched a movie, read some of a book, and went bowling with my wife, barely got mad online at all. And it's only Friday baby. Oh, and got the good biscuits the grocery store makes
With an alien who knows nothing about Earth reacting
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
With an alien who knows nothing about Earth reacting
If you can think of a safer way to hunt than giving man's best friend a gun, I'd like to hear it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you can think of a safer way to hunt than giving man's best friend a gun, I'd like to hear it.
It's basic stuff, Creation is the bedtime stories she reads to the stars.
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's basic stuff, Creation is the bedtime stories she reads to the stars.
She's thinking of "nearly" legal, not "barely," and would still be wrong. 15 is not nearly 18 and sure as fuck isn't barely 18. If they were into legal women, they'd have gone to legal brothels or been sugar daddies. They're rich! They had child rape slaves instead.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
She's thinking of "nearly" legal, not "barely," and would still be wrong. 15 is not nearly 18 and sure as fuck isn't barely 18. If they were into legal women, they'd have gone to legal brothels or been sugar daddies. They're rich! They had child rape slaves instead.