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Qale
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Author of Later Skater, Later Skater: On Tour, Freakshow, bite. and Pixiesticks.

46, gay, cis, male. There is no LGB without T.

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The only one that mattered.

anisota.net/harvest
It’s a screen shot from a website that analyses my BlueSky posts and replies. It has found that 99% of my images have alt text which is 121% above average. (I imagine the only image that doesn’t have one is something like my profile picture maybe? I dunno.)
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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I dunno, Colin, maybe you should send me $5 this time.

What a terrible fundraising text.

#Texas
A screenshot of a political fundraising text. It says that they are sorry for the late text and they are short of their $20k deadline. Please rush $5 now. And then there is a hyperlink.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I’ve never been much to name my Pokemon. But in #PokemonGo, I have decided I will give my buddy Pokemon names.
A collection of Pokemon from the mobile game. They are as follows: Winged Sheep the Swoobat, Zorhan as the Zoroark, DrappleSauce as the Dipplin, Pointy Ends as the Doublade,Cheep Cheep as the Gyrados, To Kub Foo as the Kubfu, Mr B Natural as the Bisharp, Cumulonimbus as the Tornadus, Harvey Larvey as the Volcarana, Away We Go as Keldeo, and 3 Heads > 1 as Hydreigon.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Such a downer. Just like our economy!
Poles covered with cardboard signs with down arrows. They are in Spanish but are talking about thousands of “rollbacks” or sales at Walmart.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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They say this teaches numbers, colors, coordination.

All I see is loot box training for toddlers!
A box of five small treasure chests with keys. Each is numbered and colored differently with the keyholes different shapes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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One of my favorite cards from the Wedding Set though.
It’s Wedding Invitation, a Magic the gathering card from Crimson Vow. It’s a white artifact that draws a card upon entering. You tap and sacrifice it to make a creature unblockable. If it’s a vampire, you get lifelink on it. The art is a pretty grizzly scene with goblets of blood about. The invitation is red package wrapped in a white ribbon. There is a bat nearby, who is probably the invited vampire.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I don’t believe you.
A blue tapered candle that has a flared base. But it says it is a candle, not, you know…😅
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I have a very chaste bingo.
It’s a bingo card set up with various gay sex acts. I did “win” but only with a single line. While I won’t retype all of the text, the winning row is Been slapped in the face with a dick, eaten ass, taken a facial, go commando, and 69’d. These 5 things are some of the most benign things listed so take that for what it’s worth.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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This fake Sour Patch Kids Christmas tree ornament costs three times what an actually Sour Patch Kids bag of candy does.
A plastic tree ornament that mimics a pack of South Patch Kids candy. It’s brightly colored, yellow and green highlights.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Oh no. Oh no no no.
Are we really doing this?

I already have all the Vivillion patterns. Am I really going to try and get all of them shiny too?

#PomemonGo
A shiny version of scatterbug so it is white instead of black.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Oooh. I picked a Thundurous I named Cumulonimbus.
A thundurous in its Theriane Form. It’s hard to really describe this Pokemon. I guess it looks like a blue bear body, with a unicorn horn, furry white paws, and a tail not that unlike a string of black spiked anal beads. Look, I tried okay?
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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The best thing I caught today during #PokemonGo Wild Area.
It is a shiny Beware which makes it brown/orange instead of pink. It is wearing a black adventurer outfit.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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#PokemonGo

Hurrah! I went to the official event here in #Houston and claimed this as well as some in game goodies.

You can too!

It is still going on in Hermann Park’s new Commons Area until 6pm today.
I am holding a metal pin that commemorates PokemonGo’s Wild Area 2025 event. It is shaped like a shield, trees on either side frame the logo.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Stats are 15,11,10 but who cares when it is shiny and from so far away!

#PokemonGo
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Evidence.
Nearly an entire case of Reese’s peanut butter cups. But they are “pumpkin” shaped for Halloween.
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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A photo of me, but I am covering my face with a cardboard circle with a red frown face.
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I’m Beyoncé, bitch.
It is me, dressed as Beyoncé in as far as I have a disco themed cowboy hat on. Minimal effort!
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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irresponsibly posting my location on social media
A long shot of the Houston skyline with a crystal clear sky that ranges from light blue to a dirty orange haze on the horizon. In the foreground is one of the bayous, with lush banks, albeit murky brown water within. A trail runs along the right hand side.
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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A screenshot from the movie Rushmore. Max, a teenage boy with dark hair and dressed as a hotel room service attendant, is carrying a box that is labeled Rushmore Beekeepers.
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I have to share with you this plush shoe baby toy that has feet.

Like, what are we doing here? Shoes go on feet. Feet do not go on shoes.
A blue and white plushy shoe toy. It, for some indiscernible reason, has a pair of black feet attached.
October 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Name a comfort film:

You Are Not Alone (1978)
Above: A blond-haired boy with a longer-page boy haircut. His smile is beaming. Below: A long-curly haired boy. His smile is beaming right back.
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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#PokemonGo the fuck to sleep.
A shiny Zoroark towers over you, watching your every move.
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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If we simply must do the 'both sides' tired old hat, both of these images should upset the fuck out of both sides.
January 6th, 2020: Insurrectionists from Trump's rally infiltrated the US Capitol building. In this image, they are milling around, what I think is like a routunda. A few are carrying Trump themed flags. October 21st, 2025: Backhoes are very haphazardly clawing down the East Wing of the White House. There are a couple of American flags seen, flying above the increasing piles of rubble.
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Motherfuckin’ golden Sableye. License to kill!
It’s a screen shot from Pokemon Go showing a shiny Sableye which is quite different. It’s golden!
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Are we sure it’s not because it was a rainbow?
#pride #houston
A crosswalk on Broadway near Hobby Airport. It is not the standard, as there is red brickwork in between the white lines.
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM