Blue Toad
@blue-toad.bsky.social
portrayal of Blue Toad
RP Account | Penned by http://Pac
#enrp 🇺🇸 | #sparp 🇲🇽
Mun is 21+ | 🍄
#CrackRP #OpenRP #MVRP #MarioRP
RP Account | Penned by http://Pac
#enrp 🇺🇸 | #sparp 🇲🇽
Mun is 21+ | 🍄
#CrackRP #OpenRP #MVRP #MarioRP
Reposted by Blue Toad
“THE BLUE TOAD DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH HORSE TAXES BECAUSE HE IS PART OF THE MONARCHY”
He's available to help you file your taxes in over 27 languages in 36 sovereign nation states.
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 AM
“THE BLUE TOAD DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH HORSE TAXES BECAUSE HE IS PART OF THE MONARCHY”
“I AM SO GLAD SCARAB IS SCARAB!”
"Hey I'm Scarab!"
"YES HE IS!"
"YES HE IS!"
“HI SCARAB!”
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
“I AM SO GLAD SCARAB IS SCARAB!”
“HI SCARAB!”
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
“HI SCARAB!”
“JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY!”
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
“JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY!”
//Getting some follows from Mario verse.
Hello everyone…please excuse the crack banter from me.
I promise I can be serious. 😭
Hello everyone…please excuse the crack banter from me.
I promise I can be serious. 😭
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
//Getting some follows from Mario verse.
Hello everyone…please excuse the crack banter from me.
I promise I can be serious. 😭
Hello everyone…please excuse the crack banter from me.
I promise I can be serious. 😭
Reposted by Blue Toad
“NOT JUST ANY ORDINARY MUSHROOM MAN, IM THE BLUE ONE! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY MY NAME, ‘BLUE TOAD’. OR ‘BT’ FOR SHORT. IF YOU CALL ME TOAD, I WILL ASSUME YOU MEAN THE RED ONE!”
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
“NOT JUST ANY ORDINARY MUSHROOM MAN, IM THE BLUE ONE! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY MY NAME, ‘BLUE TOAD’. OR ‘BT’ FOR SHORT. IF YOU CALL ME TOAD, I WILL ASSUME YOU MEAN THE RED ONE!”
Reposted by Blue Toad
Reposted by Blue Toad
@blue-toad.bsky.social
“A nice soup to be made…oh and sorry blue thing.”
“Well, that was magical.”
“What, seeing stars?”
“You have to know when to stand firm, when to bend, and when to stay quiet!”
“A nice soup to be made…oh and sorry blue thing.”
“Well, that was magical.”
“What, seeing stars?”
“You have to know when to stand firm, when to bend, and when to stay quiet!”
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
@blue-toad.bsky.social
“A nice soup to be made…oh and sorry blue thing.”
“Well, that was magical.”
“What, seeing stars?”
“You have to know when to stand firm, when to bend, and when to stay quiet!”
“A nice soup to be made…oh and sorry blue thing.”
“Well, that was magical.”
“What, seeing stars?”
“You have to know when to stand firm, when to bend, and when to stay quiet!”
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
“I PAY MY TAXES!”
His voice echoes off from being kicked far.
His voice echoes off from being kicked far.
"Not even Koroks would tolerate this."
With a swift motion of his foot, he would proceed to punt the Toad.
With a swift motion of his foot, he would proceed to punt the Toad.
“THIS IS HOW US TOADS TALK! YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER WE BLEED OUT YOUR EARS FROM TALKING!”
He’s smiling like a devil. There’s a reason Mario isn’t always as fond over Toads.
He’s smiling like a devil. There’s a reason Mario isn’t always as fond over Toads.
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“I PAY MY TAXES!”
His voice echoes off from being kicked far.
His voice echoes off from being kicked far.
“THIS IS HOW US TOADS TALK! YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER WE BLEED OUT YOUR EARS FROM TALKING!”
He’s smiling like a devil. There’s a reason Mario isn’t always as fond over Toads.
He’s smiling like a devil. There’s a reason Mario isn’t always as fond over Toads.
He's putting his fingers into his ears. The horns on his head were twitching rapidly.
"Mother of Hylia! You're loud! Calm down, will you? Ugh..."
"Mother of Hylia! You're loud! Calm down, will you? Ugh..."
@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social
“AHHHHHHHH! I CANT DECIPHER THIS ONE! WHO ARE YOU? WHERE IS CAPTAIN TOAD WHEN I NEED HIM? AHHHHHHHH!”
“AHHHHHHHH! I CANT DECIPHER THIS ONE! WHO ARE YOU? WHERE IS CAPTAIN TOAD WHEN I NEED HIM? AHHHHHHHH!”
January 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“THIS IS HOW US TOADS TALK! YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER WE BLEED OUT YOUR EARS FROM TALKING!”
He’s smiling like a devil. There’s a reason Mario isn’t always as fond over Toads.
He’s smiling like a devil. There’s a reason Mario isn’t always as fond over Toads.
“WHOOPS! MY BAD! I MEANT SKEETER, NOT SKIPPER! ITS THESE THINGS! SPIDER FELLAS THAT CAN WALK ON WATER!”
The blue toad looks up at him curiously.
“SPIDER-MAN? NEVER HEARD OF YOU! SOUNDS LIKE A HYBRID! LIKE A PARAGOOMBA!”
The blue toad looks up at him curiously.
“SPIDER-MAN? NEVER HEARD OF YOU! SOUNDS LIKE A HYBRID! LIKE A PARAGOOMBA!”
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
“WHOOPS! MY BAD! I MEANT SKEETER, NOT SKIPPER! ITS THESE THINGS! SPIDER FELLAS THAT CAN WALK ON WATER!”
The blue toad looks up at him curiously.
“SPIDER-MAN? NEVER HEARD OF YOU! SOUNDS LIKE A HYBRID! LIKE A PARAGOOMBA!”
The blue toad looks up at him curiously.
“SPIDER-MAN? NEVER HEARD OF YOU! SOUNDS LIKE A HYBRID! LIKE A PARAGOOMBA!”
Doing toad noises.
High pitched.
High pitched.
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Doing toad noises.
High pitched.
High pitched.
“ALL RISE FOR THE DAILY NATIONAL ANTHEM PLEASE.”
He’s doing it again…
He’s doing it again…
Take Me Home Country Toads
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January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
“ALL RISE FOR THE DAILY NATIONAL ANTHEM PLEASE.”
He’s doing it again…
He’s doing it again…
LUIGI IS COOL BECAUSE UNLIKE MARIO, HE CAPTURES THE BOOS
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
LUIGI IS COOL BECAUSE UNLIKE MARIO, HE CAPTURES THE BOOS
THAT IS MORE OF A LUIGI QUESTION
Is your muse religious and/or spiritual?
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
THAT IS MORE OF A LUIGI QUESTION
Reposted by Blue Toad
//I have awaken from the eepies. I’m gonna try to knock out all the saved book marked Robbie interactions. Then do Luna and Rampart.
Toad is just there to be a menace to society and do crack.
Toad is just there to be a menace to society and do crack.
//Going to eepy. Here is my cycle of muses at the moment (in no order).
Robbie + Luna + Blue Toad + Rampart
Which means the following at the moment will be shelved (for the time being):
Reed + Franklin + Elixir + Nico + Zen
Accounts being reworked in the background:
Spanish
Robbie + Luna + Blue Toad + Rampart
Which means the following at the moment will be shelved (for the time being):
Reed + Franklin + Elixir + Nico + Zen
Accounts being reworked in the background:
Spanish
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
//I have awaken from the eepies. I’m gonna try to knock out all the saved book marked Robbie interactions. Then do Luna and Rampart.
Toad is just there to be a menace to society and do crack.
Toad is just there to be a menace to society and do crack.
Reposted by Blue Toad
//Going to eepy. Here is my cycle of muses at the moment (in no order).
Robbie + Luna + Blue Toad + Rampart
Which means the following at the moment will be shelved (for the time being):
Reed + Franklin + Elixir + Nico + Zen
Accounts being reworked in the background:
Spanish
Robbie + Luna + Blue Toad + Rampart
Which means the following at the moment will be shelved (for the time being):
Reed + Franklin + Elixir + Nico + Zen
Accounts being reworked in the background:
Spanish
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
//Going to eepy. Here is my cycle of muses at the moment (in no order).
Robbie + Luna + Blue Toad + Rampart
Which means the following at the moment will be shelved (for the time being):
Reed + Franklin + Elixir + Nico + Zen
Accounts being reworked in the background:
Spanish
Robbie + Luna + Blue Toad + Rampart
Which means the following at the moment will be shelved (for the time being):
Reed + Franklin + Elixir + Nico + Zen
Accounts being reworked in the background:
Spanish
ᴴᵒʷ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ʰᵉ ᵉˣᵖˡᵃᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ʳᵘⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵉ ʳᵒʸᵃˡᵗʸ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢʸˢᵗᵉᵐ
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 AM
ᴴᵒʷ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ʰᵉ ᵉˣᵖˡᵃᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ʳᵘⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵉ ʳᵒʸᵃˡᵗʸ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢʸˢᵗᵉᵐ
AND IT IS NOT WEIRD SINCE YOU HUMANS AND OTHER ORGANICS MAKE DOLLS OF YOUR OWN KIND
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
AND IT IS NOT WEIRD SINCE YOU HUMANS AND OTHER ORGANICS MAKE DOLLS OF YOUR OWN KIND
WE DO HAVE MERCHANDISE OF OUR OWN PEOPLE!
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 AM
WE DO HAVE MERCHANDISE OF OUR OWN PEOPLE!