@blue-heart-of-lfk.bsky.social
Polyamorous pansexual pot-head painter! I'm a painter by hobby, a problem solver in many things, a listener of stories, and a beer drinker. Wise, caring, cheesey, and goofy all at the same time. He/him
It'll be good but if you get overwhelmed just say you need some space and will take a walk or nap.
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It'll be good but if you get overwhelmed just say you need some space and will take a walk or nap.
I volunteer as a practice subject!!!
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I volunteer as a practice subject!!!
For my hometown add a bunch of wannabe "cowboys" (really just rednecks that never would get hired to work on a farm) driving lifted truck coal-rolling smog on to any pedestrian.
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
For my hometown add a bunch of wannabe "cowboys" (really just rednecks that never would get hired to work on a farm) driving lifted truck coal-rolling smog on to any pedestrian.
Wasn't the second amendment supposed to protect the first amendment... Seems like people are willing to sacrifice the first to keep the second which is wrong.
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wasn't the second amendment supposed to protect the first amendment... Seems like people are willing to sacrifice the first to keep the second which is wrong.
😍🤤wow!
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
😍🤤wow!
Just remember, you asked for it 😜😘
a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone and saying never gonna give you up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone and saying never gonna give you up
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December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Just remember, you asked for it 😜😘
I'm fine with just hanging out 😉 -- if I can't make a sexy person groan in person I'll make them groan at my bad jokes in text ❣️😁
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm fine with just hanging out 😉 -- if I can't make a sexy person groan in person I'll make them groan at my bad jokes in text ❣️😁
Too relatable
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Too relatable
Suddenly supple subduction
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Suddenly supple subduction
Dang! not the clip I wanted but close enough 🤣
a cartoon character says i 'm scared in front of a woman
ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm scared in front of a woman
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December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dang! not the clip I wanted but close enough 🤣
Yummy tummy 😋
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yummy tummy 😋
No, I have not worn high heels while chopping wood... I have worn high heels though 😜
Lumberjack Monty GIF
ALT: Lumberjack Monty GIF
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December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No, I have not worn high heels while chopping wood... I have worn high heels though 😜
There's even a cheesy Jack Black movie playing on just this old joke... I saw a letter my Dad wrote in 1946 that said "Satna", "Satan" and "Santa" all in the same paragraph... Kids misspell and it can be funny!
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There's even a cheesy Jack Black movie playing on just this old joke... I saw a letter my Dad wrote in 1946 that said "Satna", "Satan" and "Santa" all in the same paragraph... Kids misspell and it can be funny!
Embrace the dark 🖤
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Embrace the dark 🖤
Wow... I can't imagine being as fragile as a MAGA person
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wow... I can't imagine being as fragile as a MAGA person
You inspire my sluttiness 😘... Also makes me hard 😁
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You inspire my sluttiness 😘... Also makes me hard 😁
Someone pregnant with the child of a garbage disposal???
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Someone pregnant with the child of a garbage disposal???
Thank you Madame!
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thank you Madame!