the real benefit of streaming is that artists get paid per-listen instead of just once. no more clickbait. music is finally a meritocracy

and also amazon--so convenient

one time i tried to roll my eyes with '.' and everyone made fun of me and lied and said that they didn't even know it was rolling eyes

i have a dave mustaine signed signature guitar, which is actually a more exclusive club

britain was perfectly situated away from ocean currents but we disrupted it and now it's on a world tour, picking up freewheeling people at every border it acquires as it bounces around the ocean like a pinball machine. the climate is constantly changing and people have to take each day as it comes

some kind of monster was metallica trying to cash in on dave's parasocial cringe melodrama appeal

i've calculated a 20% productivity increase at work by going on all fours for my 'thinking walks'. not worrying about balance frees my mind up for more important tasks

they always try to serve me espresso in tiny cups like i'm a baby that can't handle it

do you ever feel guilty about how you disappoint the algorithm by constantly working against it even as it does all it can for you

in the new metal gear solid they show how food affects your stats in real time as snake chews and your stamina goes down as you eat celery

the bounteous land also has the flag flying over it--full circle you could say

and if you're going to cite john saying 'the walrus was paul,' make sure to also note that he both previously said 'i am the walrus' as well as later said 'i was the walrus'