Barry Dorrans
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Barry Dorrans
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Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET

Do you really think work wants my social media opinions?

Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com

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How do kittens not get cricks in their necks?
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
OK this might be overkill
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well, this is a pleasant surprise. @dwizzzle.bsky.social is going to be proud of me at laast.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh come on this isn’t even trying
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My desktop is smaller than my wife’s handbag 😬
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
That’s how we got our first two.

I miss them both.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Totally worth it
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yes!
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
They’re not supposed to be up there Darth
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No laundry folding for you
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hmm ...
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The absolute worst think about trying to develop against Bluesky's oauth implementation is this
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Germany must be stopped
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Deez nuggies aren’t right
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Who ordered kitten takeout?

#caturday
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m putting phishing training in my Halloween candy this year.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
And now the other troublemaker came downstairs.

I can’t even make coffee as it’ll wake them up.

Ah well, read until the wife wakes up it is:
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
No you may not go back to bed.

You came downstairs so now you must pet me for an hour.
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Important Halloween warning

www.instagram.com/p/DQbdGa8jQjj/
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
No you cannot go make coffee. You are a head rest.
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh great, now they’re both in the cookery book shelf.

There’s no way we can put up a Christmas tree this year.
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I’m not sure this is an improvement
October 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This seems familiar
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM