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Jeff Stringer
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Left handed, colourblind, American (from SE PA) socialist in exile in SE London (Bromley) for past 3 decades. #CPFC #Phillies.

#IAmAntifa

"It never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

An X-ugee (joined on 18 Nov 24).
It is almost as if Ms Ellis has never met her former boss if she is surprised that he doesn't think marriage is sacred despite his track record.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Half six on a Friday night somewhere in Britain and Mr Jenrick has found an absolutely deserted pub. It's pretty clear no one wanted to end up as an extra in that fucking shot, innit?
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ms Allsopp really is a reprehensible human being isn't she?
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If #IlDouche's so fucking busy then why is he flying two thousand miles round trip, at considerable taxpayer expense, to play a couple rounds of golf yet again?
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Someone who dabbles in AI needs to ask one of the agents to draw a picture of what an adapted kid looks like!
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Oops.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In US jurisprudence the mere acceptance of a pardon is considered admission of guilt. There are some who dispute this however.
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"And what do we call this class?"

" #CulturalVandalism miss!"
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
On a related note once, when packing up the kitchen cupboards when moving out of a flat, I stumbled up a tin of something, I no longer recall what, that was already expired when I have moved into said flat 5.5 years before.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Dear Wes - fuck you very much.
#Solidarity
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Do you get the joke?
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Presumably #IlDouche will now revise the 'wars ended count down to 7 on his #NobelPeacePrize application.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Yes. #IlDouche lies about everything. Most of what he says is a regurgitation of whatever the last person he spoke to said, generally made worse by his lack of understanding of anything and everything, and his failing memory. Sleep well and welcome to #FAFOTime.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I know next to nothing about anyone in the extended Kardashian clan (other than I know too much already). But I am going to offer Kim the benefit of some of my wisdom. Next time, if there is to be a next time, irrespective of what the psychics tell you, study like a motherfucker.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I think some intrepid reporter needs to ask VP #WeirdIAm to explain himself.
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
One might think that the #666Bus would terminate somewhere more terrifying than Ashford International.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Well it seems #IlDouche has got his post-presidential career sorted out, assuming he leaves the White House not-in-a-box. He's going to be the superstar host of the new reality game show #AmericasGotNoTalent. Details of the format to be released soon not that he'll pay any attention to the rules.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What I don't really understand is how anyone, who is not a cretin himself, is incapable of seeing that #IlDouche IS a #Cretin who simply spews some distorted, and almost always factually incorrect, version of whatever the last person he spoke to said.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If we look at the top of the pyramid, him, he's bloody well right!
#Amerika's got no talent according to #IlDouche.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What's 'normal people' have to do with #NancyMace?
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Following on to yesterday's 'nobody knows magnets' remark from #IlDouche I am fully expecting him to offer up the design concept below to #SpaceKaren as an improvement on his #WankPanzer (which it may well be).
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
#IlDouche's transition of the White House from the residence of a president to a replica of a cheap, tacky low end whore house continues apace with whatever this #AbominationUntoTheLord is.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
#NefariousMTG has clearly been possessed by space aliens who don't know her ways. A couple of more days and she's going to be so fully woke she's going to announce her transition to a woman.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM