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Kristen
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Baker, Reader, Goat Milker.

Have a Cairn terrier and a Border collie because I'm a masochist.

She/her
Rufus and Skunk.
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Reposted by Kristen
“The whole thing is fucking senseless."

A DC National Guard member is speaking out against President Trump’s domestic military deployments, saying they are dangerous for both service members and the communities they're deployed in.

Troops have no place policing our streets.
An Anonymous DC National Guardsman Tells All
“This is not what I signed up to do.”
washingtonian.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Those toofers!
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One of the pigs escaped yesterday evening when we tried to move him to a new pen. Caught him this morning exactly where I wanted him!

Kristen 1 Pig 0
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I feel like this needs the Jaws theme.
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Weather gods, I'm not okay with this.
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Willie the #CairnTerrier is gearing up for the polar vortex for #TerrierTuesday.
January 20, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Dogs are great at helping you procrastinate after rage-quitting on your taxes.
January 19, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Nowhere in dog range is safe.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
You leave something unattended near a goat for five minutes.
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Willie helping me with winter cleanup for #terriertuesday. He is tiny, but fierce!
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Mission Skunk As A Lap Dog is in the early stages of success.
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Just Willie casually trotting around me so that he doesn't have to give back his frisbee.
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Kristen
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Cats, man.
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Just Willie looking at Christmas lights and sniffing the sniffs.
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My afternoon, so far.
July 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I guess it's time for a bath.
March 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reposted by Kristen
🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨
February 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
With snow and a real feel of -3, Willie decided that the electric blanket is the best place to be.
February 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky
#BookChallenge

20/20
February 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky
#BookChallenge

19/20
February 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky
#BookChallenge

18/20
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky
#BookChallenge

17/20
February 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
After searching the woods when he didn't show at night, I finally found Delmar.
February 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM