Hammargren
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Jesus, Mr Xkcd is only one year older than I am?
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Jesus, Mr Xkcd is only one year older than I am?
They announced this show like, 2 years ago. I figured it was vapor-wear
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
They announced this show like, 2 years ago. I figured it was vapor-wear
Do you think that this means they’ll uncancel The Acolyte?
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Do you think that this means they’ll uncancel The Acolyte?
Who tf thinks that would be bad news?
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Who tf thinks that would be bad news?
Let him out, I want to see him get attacked by an ostrich again
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Let him out, I want to see him get attacked by an ostrich again
He probably thought he was talking with his actual grand daughter. They had to edit out all the times he got confused and tried to leave the interview because he was supposed to go whitewash gamma Geraldine’s fence in exchange for a shiny new catseye marble.
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
He probably thought he was talking with his actual grand daughter. They had to edit out all the times he got confused and tried to leave the interview because he was supposed to go whitewash gamma Geraldine’s fence in exchange for a shiny new catseye marble.
Goddamnit now I’m just picturing him with hairless hobbit feet.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Goddamnit now I’m just picturing him with hairless hobbit feet.
Where are these coming from? Google returns nothing
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Where are these coming from? Google returns nothing
Hating men as a man is still valid and good. You get to redefine what it means to be a man. Repressing that part of yourself could turn you into JK Rowling.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Hating men as a man is still valid and good. You get to redefine what it means to be a man. Repressing that part of yourself could turn you into JK Rowling.
Ok, so like you have a job where you do a thing, but then you get laid off because the owners of the company that owns the company that owns the company you work for replace you with AI that doesn’t work so you get rehired but for 1/3 the salary
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Ok, so like you have a job where you do a thing, but then you get laid off because the owners of the company that owns the company that owns the company you work for replace you with AI that doesn’t work so you get rehired but for 1/3 the salary
Okay, so the magical seeing stones are evil and we don’t know who else is using them but I’m built different and if I use them it will give an advantage over the enemy
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Okay, so the magical seeing stones are evil and we don’t know who else is using them but I’m built different and if I use them it will give an advantage over the enemy
Cishet guy who hasn’t washed his ass in 25 years: “I don’t understand why these trans guys keep stealing all my females”
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Cishet guy who hasn’t washed his ass in 25 years: “I don’t understand why these trans guys keep stealing all my females”
No one lasts two minutes eating this bread
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
No one lasts two minutes eating this bread
I want them to change into their slutty little robes right now. I know they have them.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I want them to change into their slutty little robes right now. I know they have them.
What if instead I chug every drink as soon as I acquire it
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What if instead I chug every drink as soon as I acquire it
It truly is the most sophisticated way to get your pee out
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
It truly is the most sophisticated way to get your pee out
They don’t want you to know this, but he choked to death trying to eat one of the Blues Travelers guy’s harmonicas
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
They don’t want you to know this, but he choked to death trying to eat one of the Blues Travelers guy’s harmonicas
This is all I can think of
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This is all I can think of