Blob Costas
@blobcostas.bsky.social
Blaseball (RIV) and Olympic Commentator, Reporter, Sochi Pink-eye Haver. We are definitely one organism and not several (He/Him/His)
Long-winded way to say "yes"
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Long-winded way to say "yes"
The secret is to keep drinking soju
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The secret is to keep drinking soju
Sorry about that, mate
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sorry about that, mate
"Buddy, I work here and they don't even let me go on the hole."
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"Buddy, I work here and they don't even let me go on the hole."
We cut out the middleman and pass the transaction costs onto you! What a deal
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We cut out the middleman and pass the transaction costs onto you! What a deal
Work emails are a pvp game
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Work emails are a pvp game
Literal question from bedtime story hour a couple of days ago:
"Why was Chorby Short a frog?"
"I think it's because their name sounded like a frog's ribbit sound."
"Was Chorby Soul a frog too?"
" No most fans drew Chorby Soul as a person."
🤯
"Why was Chorby Short a frog?"
"I think it's because their name sounded like a frog's ribbit sound."
"Was Chorby Soul a frog too?"
" No most fans drew Chorby Soul as a person."
🤯
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Literal question from bedtime story hour a couple of days ago:
"Why was Chorby Short a frog?"
"I think it's because their name sounded like a frog's ribbit sound."
"Was Chorby Soul a frog too?"
" No most fans drew Chorby Soul as a person."
🤯
"Why was Chorby Short a frog?"
"I think it's because their name sounded like a frog's ribbit sound."
"Was Chorby Soul a frog too?"
" No most fans drew Chorby Soul as a person."
🤯
Reposted by Blob Costas
Update: we're through season 18, and I have it under good authority that Chorby Soul getting attacked by Consumers hundreds of times is the funniest thing ever.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Update: we're through season 18, and I have it under good authority that Chorby Soul getting attacked by Consumers hundreds of times is the funniest thing ever.
Update: we're through season 18, and I have it under good authority that Chorby Soul getting attacked by Consumers hundreds of times is the funniest thing ever.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Update: we're through season 18, and I have it under good authority that Chorby Soul getting attacked by Consumers hundreds of times is the funniest thing ever.
And his Instagram would just be a series of "hotdogs and broads"
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
And his Instagram would just be a series of "hotdogs and broads"