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Sending out baskets of Midsommar sausage this year
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Sending out baskets of Midsommar sausage this year
When I go, it will be by suddenly thinking I need to look at my phone while walking down stairs
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When I go, it will be by suddenly thinking I need to look at my phone while walking down stairs
Wash those monks!
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blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/bathti...
bathtime at the monastery, by Blain K. Banquier
track by Blain K. Banquier
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Wash those monks!
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/bathti...
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/bathti...
There was a guy named Ginger Baker.
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
There was a guy named Ginger Baker.
Sure, just one more.
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blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/juston...
justonemore, by Blain K. Banquier
track by Blain K. Banquier
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sure, just one more.
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blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/juston...
YNT2NDY, by Blain K. Banquier
track by Blain K. Banquier
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
New live-to-disk jam:
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blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/depthu...
depthunk nown, by Blain K. Banquier
track by Blain K. Banquier
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
New live-to-disk jam:
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/depthu...
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/depthu...
Audiobook narrators: when reading a nonfiction testimony from a woman, it is not necessary to use a Bruce McCulloch fake lady voice.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Audiobook narrators: when reading a nonfiction testimony from a woman, it is not necessary to use a Bruce McCulloch fake lady voice.
Catching an accidentally-dropped tot is winning at dog
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Catching an accidentally-dropped tot is winning at dog
Bummer that this audiobook narrator had to record this while under a bed calling 911 on a prowler
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bummer that this audiobook narrator had to record this while under a bed calling 911 on a prowler
It is an “elevated grilled cheese” if I’m hi
October 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It is an “elevated grilled cheese” if I’m hi
May the enjoyment of Jonathan Richman be upon you always.
October 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
May the enjoyment of Jonathan Richman be upon you always.
Honey, as long as you are with me, you’ll never have to worry about finding bubblewrap
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Honey, as long as you are with me, you’ll never have to worry about finding bubblewrap
Somewhere in TJ’s there’s a box labeled EATETH PILAF
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Somewhere in TJ’s there’s a box labeled EATETH PILAF
My new sword, Orc Orchiectomizer
August 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My new sword, Orc Orchiectomizer
Entering the We Didn’t Start The Fire era and I’m still not sure about the guy
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Entering the We Didn’t Start The Fire era and I’m still not sure about the guy
Dans already: blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/dans
Dans, by Blain K. Banquier
track by Blain K. Banquier
blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com
July 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dans already: blainkbanquier.bandcamp.com/track/dans
Tactical cuisine for the modern warrior
July 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tactical cuisine for the modern warrior
Good megachurch-type citizen
June 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Good megachurch-type citizen
I hate hearing the phrase “”sit tight” now that I know it means to keep poop in
May 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I hate hearing the phrase “”sit tight” now that I know it means to keep poop in
This music is like urinating molasses
May 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This music is like urinating molasses
TIL that a jesus lizard is also an animal.
April 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
TIL that a jesus lizard is also an animal.