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blitzcrg
@blitzcrg.bsky.social
cybersecurity, minipainting, tcgs, fgc, punk rock, existential dread, black cats.

Four decades in Alberta, Canada with no plans to leave.

Opinions are my own.
Need to see a hell of a lot more of this from the ANDP. Call the thing what it is. Make this THE issue. A separatist referendum in Alberta must be met with a resounding, categorical, unambiguous defeat.
From our newest episode!

NDP MLA @pancholirakhi.bsky.social spelled out very clearly how dangerous the separatist movement is and how open to interference from the US (and others) it is...

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Definitely pulling some weird looks from other motorists as I shred my vocal cords trying to sing along to PEARS songs today.
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
TIL you can get bitten by mosquitos in fucking JANUARY on Vancouver Island.
January 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I can pretty much promise you that anyone pointing so-called "smart" eyewear at me is going to get it slapped the fuck off their face.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Once upon a time I claimed I was not a "cat person". Last night I wept over the possibility that my cat - who I haven't seen since October - might die from a sudden medical issue a province away without me having any way of saying goodbye.
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Chat, why am I so goddamn tired?
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
After much wailing and thrashing, I finally found the right combination of search terms to lead me to a workaround for a really vexatious issue with bluetooth on my laptop.

github.com/LuanAdemi/me...
GitHub - LuanAdemi/mediatek7925e-bluetooth-fix: A fix for the 0489:e111 wireless card's bluetooth functionality for GNOME (e.g. Fedora on a Lenovo IdeaPad Pro 5 14AKP10)
A fix for the 0489:e111 wireless card's bluetooth functionality for GNOME (e.g. Fedora on a Lenovo IdeaPad Pro 5 14AKP10) - LuanAdemi/mediatek7925e-bluetooth-fix
github.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This is Radley. My ex and I adopted her almost 9 years ago. She will be getting surgery on her knee soon, which we hope gives her many more years of pain-free puppin' around.
January 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Fuck 2025 right in its stupid eyeball. Good riddance to a year that I hope remains at the absolute bottom of my personal rankings forever.
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Finally cleared the gold stake on the Green Deck in Balatro today and I feel fucking incredible.
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I have been this kind of idiot in the past, and I regret it.

It's ok to just like the shit you like and let everyone else like the shit they like.

Goes for all media, actually. Not just games.
There was a time when we just had to play the video game as is, and would be lucky to see an update.

We got the internet and it cost us our whimsy... instead of just enjoying a game folks find reasons to tell you why it's bad.
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There's not very many things I find more upsetting than financial fraud that targets the elderly. I mean it's fucked up that it happens to anyone, but it's especially vile that fraudsters target this vulnerable population who in many cases are living on next to nothing already.
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I agree, it would be nice to be able to shrug off debilitating blows and hurl fireballs from my hands.
I wish fighting games were real
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
As someone taking care of a terminally ill family member that's received excellent care from TWO provinces, it boils my blood to see one tragic fuckup being turned into the story of socialized medicine by bad actors. Fuck you if you think private medical care is the answer
Huh.

Anyone else notice that it was only after Musk weighed in that the Minister and the Premier did?

Prolly just a coincidence though, not like Smith idolizes him or anything…

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
First time driving through the mountains via Jasper. Not sure if I was spectacularly lucky or what, but I had the highway to myself most of the way to Kamloops. A nice change from heading west from Calgary and being in heavy traffic the whole way.
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's Edmonton, by the way. I'm pretty fucking pissed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Please don't bring your what sounds like four very young children to stay in the downstairs unit of an airbnb I have to live in while my mother is dying of cancer and let them scream at each other at 1 am while you talk loudly with the other three adults in your party.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
God damn this album still rips.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Translation: Danielle Smith floated a way to punish Edmonton for continuing to vote for the interests of working class people and not oil interests.
At the recent Alberta Municipalities conference in Calgary, Premier Danielle Smith floated the idea of taking tax powers from municipalities. They aren't into it but do want the province to start collecting its own portion of property taxes. #yyccc #ableg
Alberta cities seek autonomy as UCP floats more reforms | The Sprawl
Smith offers to take tax power from municipalities.
www.sprawlcalgary.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My sister basically can't help herself.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ok now I'm wide the fuck awake what the hell.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And another one for good measure. youtu.be/t8KzcP16-mw?...
New Mexico Song
YouTube video by JOHNNY HOBO AND THE FREIGHT TRAINS - Topic
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You know, I'm a very different person than I was back in 2008 when I last listened to this, but it still resonates. I'm glad the Internet makes things like this album findable. youtu.be/YvBwwtUrtvk?...
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains - Church Hymn For The Condemned
YouTube video by evilupus
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If I don't get a break from living out of a hotel in a small town with an average age of 75 soon I am going to commit unpardonable crimes
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM