The spoon that falls on the floor while emptying the dishwasher, goes immediately back into the dishwasher.

Vance is so unpopular he might not even be president if the current one dies in office.

I drink my Coffee black. I only use the chocolate creamer. If it starts to get a little cream colored I’ll melt in a big spoonful of Nutella, maybe a couple m&ms.

I’m concerned that when a certain asshole dies, the streets flooding with champagne may actually kill innocent people.