Blemur (Bade)
@blemur.bsky.social
34/Male/IT worker. Married to a girl out of my league. Straight-ish. Father of 2 girls. ✝️. Sometimes a fat as hell dude.
“Like imagine going on the Internet every day and seeing this”
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Like imagine going on the Internet every day and seeing this”
In my mind all my big dudes live in like 12 different versions of this small town in North America (1 per town, not all in the same one lol)
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In my mind all my big dudes live in like 12 different versions of this small town in North America (1 per town, not all in the same one lol)
My opponent in fantasy football this week had Jahmyr Gibbs
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My opponent in fantasy football this week had Jahmyr Gibbs
Earlier tonight.
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me:
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me:
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Earlier tonight.
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me:
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me:
I got the funniest notification for this LMAO (I muted the word gainer on here)
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I got the funniest notification for this LMAO (I muted the word gainer on here)
The Chiefs are 5-5
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Chiefs are 5-5
I can’t believe they gave the Chiefs wolf Ozempic
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I can’t believe they gave the Chiefs wolf Ozempic
My exact face reading this.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My exact face reading this.
I just fell to my knees…
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I just fell to my knees…
I love that I can post here and it gets maybe 2-3 likes it’s so nice bro
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I love that I can post here and it gets maybe 2-3 likes it’s so nice bro
THIS raccoon is going for a 7:30 am jog!
Art by @katnay.bsky.social
Art by @katnay.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
THIS raccoon is going for a 7:30 am jog!
Art by @katnay.bsky.social
Art by @katnay.bsky.social
Did this shit again tonight bro fuck
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Did this shit again tonight bro fuck
My FYP on X shows me niche furry drama every week when I check it and I just feel like
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My FYP on X shows me niche furry drama every week when I check it and I just feel like
Radiohead might start touring again next year??
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Radiohead might start touring again next year??
I prefer Diet Coke to regular Coke
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I prefer Diet Coke to regular Coke
Me until next March.
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me until next March.
This might be a 16-inning game bro
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This might be a 16-inning game bro
“The Blue Jays knocked the M’s out, why don’t you root for the Dodgers bro”
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“The Blue Jays knocked the M’s out, why don’t you root for the Dodgers bro”
BO BICHETTE GRAND SLAM‼️
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
BO BICHETTE GRAND SLAM‼️
Put the girls to bed and took a 20mg edible after pretty much abstaining since my birthday back in May and I legit feel like this rn.
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Put the girls to bed and took a 20mg edible after pretty much abstaining since my birthday back in May and I legit feel like this rn.
Maan I'd say 5 or 6 maybe. I can be a little standoffish but I'm pretty chill lol, I just would rather be talked to like a co-worker or an acquaintance as opposed to like "hey let's RP or show me pics of your big sonas" or whatever. Lol
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Maan I'd say 5 or 6 maybe. I can be a little standoffish but I'm pretty chill lol, I just would rather be talked to like a co-worker or an acquaintance as opposed to like "hey let's RP or show me pics of your big sonas" or whatever. Lol