not posting any on here because i’m not that kind of girl but daaaaamn am i hot now 🥵

thanks vexx 😊

chaser obama like “let me be queer”

girl you’re gorgeousss don’t be afraid to be choosy! they should be lining up to get to you

i mean i probably shouldn’t have hooked up with any of them but sometimes a girl’s gotta take a chance and indulge 🤷🏻‍♀️

if you’re wondering how this worked out, i hooked up with the hottest of the three after he charmed me with his persistence but he ended up coming on way too strong telling me he loved me and shit right after so i dipped and that was that (never considered the other two). adventures of a hot girl 💁🏻‍♀️

took me almost exactly ten years from when that first pic was taken to finally start hrt but it’s never too late, you too can go from having the saddest eyes at the function to having three guys approach you at the beach begging you to let them run a train on you after seeing you taking cute selfies

credit to nimmo for becoming a solid player but even at his best he was basically a poor man’s bobby abreu and was also a maga doof, plus his current contract was already aging like milk, worth it to get off that deal and see how much semien still has left in the tank

when i was in berlin years ago i went to an absinthe bar and they lit the sugar on fire first and i thought it was the coolest thing ever, tried to do it myself when i got back to impress my friends but i couldn’t get the sugar to light on fire (it was just sadly melting) and felt so embarrassed

RIP baby 💔 she was as friendly and welcoming to me as you were! loved her licking my hand like my dog used to do and she was so funny for repeatedly putting her paw on my arm as she begged for bites of my food, you had a real sweetie of a cat 💜

my ideal liberty offseason would also include replacing stewie with satou sabally because we need both sabally sisters plus their fellow german girl leonie fiebich, if we could pull that off and keep best couple tash cloud and izzy harrison the vibes would be off the charts

a super salad does sound good tho