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Blake Mitchell
@blake.bsky.social
Description: Dog butler. Beard-free since 1963.
Fashion profile: Distressed Mod
Location: Austin, Texas

“Radicalized by common decency.”
Self-driving taxis are meant for two kinds of customers: those who are too cheap to tip, and those who are afraid their driver won’t be white.
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Yep.
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
A few years ago, basically for an entire season, Pep wore a hoodie supporting this organization: www.openarms.es/en
February 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I remember as a teenager in the 70s/80s, whenever someone was trying to get you involved in something crazy that you didn’t wanna do, the stock reply would be, “No thanks. I might wanna be president someday.” Now look. 🤷‍♂️
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I remember as a teenager in the 70s/80s, whenever someone was trying to get you involved in something crazy that you didn’t wanna do, the stock reply would be, “No thanks. I might wanna be president someday.” Now look. 🤷‍♂️
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Perhaps. Yeah. 🤣
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It’s fine if people don’t wanna vote for Newsom as long as the come up with someone better and more electable.
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It drives me crazy that as an American I can’t just leave and move to another country and never return. If I had the means I’d do it in a heartbeat.
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Or when he said a notable thing he and his daughter have in common was their interest in sex.
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
🤯
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Why would Trump bother to shoot someone in broad daylight on 5th Avenue when thousands of ICE officers are falling all over themselves to do it for him?
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I believe it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I remember watching it in the early 90s. So great.
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I remember being in high school around 1980 and watching The Grammy’s for probably the first time. The whole time I was like, “This is some lame bullshit.” It’s only gotten worse. Yet that stupid award show has only become more popular and more prestigious. 🤦‍♂️
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
A $250 million renovation and expansion was completed in 2019.
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I don’t have a hard time finding things to watch at all. The stuff I’m attracted to tends to be stuff with shorter seasons. I rarely bother to look how many episodes a show has until I’m well into it.
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I guess I’d rather see 6-8 episodes of quality tv over 15 of formulaic crap and catch phrases.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
“It’s a big club, and we ain’t in it.”
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The same Democratic party who voted with the GOP to invade Iraq, not because it was the right thing to do, but because it was the electorally safe thing to do. So they thought at the time. Turns out it cost Hillary the 2008 nomination.
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM