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Joke of the Day for 22 December 2025
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
A Wayne in a manger . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
A Wayne in a manger . . .
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Joke of the Day for 22 December 2025
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
A Wayne in a manger . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
A Wayne in a manger . . .
Joke of the Day for 21 December 2025
What does Santa pay every month?
Jingle Bills.
What does Santa pay every month?
Jingle Bills.
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Joke of the Day for 21 December 2025
What does Santa pay every month?
Jingle Bills.
What does Santa pay every month?
Jingle Bills.
Joke of the Day for 20 December 2025
Why did Amazon stop Next Day Delivery?
They said there was no tomorrow.
Why did Amazon stop Next Day Delivery?
They said there was no tomorrow.
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Joke of the Day for 20 December 2025
Why did Amazon stop Next Day Delivery?
They said there was no tomorrow.
Why did Amazon stop Next Day Delivery?
They said there was no tomorrow.
Joke of the Day for 19 December 2025
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins.
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins.
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Joke of the Day for 19 December 2025
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins.
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins.
Joke of the Day for 18 December 2025
Who brings your teeth gifts for Christmas?
Santa Floss.
Who brings your teeth gifts for Christmas?
Santa Floss.
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Joke of the Day for 18 December 2025
Who brings your teeth gifts for Christmas?
Santa Floss.
Who brings your teeth gifts for Christmas?
Santa Floss.
Joke of the Day for 17 December 2025
Why are there no losers in a Dachshund race?
They're all wieners.
Why are there no losers in a Dachshund race?
They're all wieners.
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Joke of the Day for 17 December 2025
Why are there no losers in a Dachshund race?
They're all wieners.
Why are there no losers in a Dachshund race?
They're all wieners.
Joke of the Day for 16 December 2025
How do you greet sheep on December 25?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
How do you greet sheep on December 25?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Joke of the Day for 16 December 2025
How do you greet sheep on December 25?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
How do you greet sheep on December 25?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
Joke of the Day for 15 December 2025
Who is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite visitor?
Jack Frost!
Who is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite visitor?
Jack Frost!
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Joke of the Day for 15 December 2025
Who is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite visitor?
Jack Frost!
Who is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite visitor?
Jack Frost!
Joke of the Day for 14 December 2025
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable garden?
Picking his nose.
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable garden?
Picking his nose.
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Joke of the Day for 14 December 2025
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable garden?
Picking his nose.
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable garden?
Picking his nose.
Joke of the Day for 13 December 2025
Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Joke of the Day for 13 December 2025
Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
Joke of the Day for 12 December 2025
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Joke of the Day for 12 December 2025
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Joke of the Day for 11 December 2025
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Joke of the Day for 11 December 2025
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Joke of the Day for 10 December 2025
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Joke of the Day for 10 December 2025
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
Joke of the Day for 9 December 2025
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Joke of the Day for 9 December 2025
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
Joke of the Day for 8 December 2025
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Joke of the Day for 8 December 2025
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
Joke of the Day for 7 December 2025
Why would it be crazy to find an ocean on the moon?
That's luna-sea!
Why would it be crazy to find an ocean on the moon?
That's luna-sea!
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Joke of the Day for 7 December 2025
Why would it be crazy to find an ocean on the moon?
That's luna-sea!
Why would it be crazy to find an ocean on the moon?
That's luna-sea!
Joke of the Day for 6 December 2025
What do you call a retired lineman’s kid?
A chip off the old blocker
What do you call a retired lineman’s kid?
A chip off the old blocker
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Joke of the Day for 6 December 2025
What do you call a retired lineman’s kid?
A chip off the old blocker
What do you call a retired lineman’s kid?
A chip off the old blocker
Joke of the Day for 5 December 2025
What fits in a bowl and sings?
A soup opera.
What fits in a bowl and sings?
A soup opera.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Joke of the Day for 5 December 2025
What fits in a bowl and sings?
A soup opera.
What fits in a bowl and sings?
A soup opera.
Joke of the Day for 4 December 2025
Why did a grizzly join the chorus?
Because it was a bear-itone.
Why did a grizzly join the chorus?
Because it was a bear-itone.
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Joke of the Day for 4 December 2025
Why did a grizzly join the chorus?
Because it was a bear-itone.
Why did a grizzly join the chorus?
Because it was a bear-itone.
Joke of the Day for 3 December 2025
What do you call an elephant stampede?
An earthquake.
What do you call an elephant stampede?
An earthquake.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Joke of the Day for 3 December 2025
What do you call an elephant stampede?
An earthquake.
What do you call an elephant stampede?
An earthquake.
Joke of the Day for 2 December 2025
What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the shelter?
“You ain’t nothin’ but a pound dog.”
What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the shelter?
“You ain’t nothin’ but a pound dog.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Joke of the Day for 2 December 2025
What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the shelter?
“You ain’t nothin’ but a pound dog.”
What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the shelter?
“You ain’t nothin’ but a pound dog.”
Joke of the Day for 1 December 2025
If you get a bird dog, do you feed him doggie tweets?
If you get a bird dog, do you feed him doggie tweets?
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Joke of the Day for 1 December 2025
If you get a bird dog, do you feed him doggie tweets?
If you get a bird dog, do you feed him doggie tweets?
Joke of the Day for 30 November 2025
How do you learn to be judgmental?
By trial and error.
How do you learn to be judgmental?
By trial and error.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Joke of the Day for 30 November 2025
How do you learn to be judgmental?
By trial and error.
How do you learn to be judgmental?
By trial and error.
Joke of the Day for 29 November 2025
I heard there are job openings at the mirror factory.
I can see myself working there.
I heard there are job openings at the mirror factory.
I can see myself working there.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Joke of the Day for 29 November 2025
I heard there are job openings at the mirror factory.
I can see myself working there.
I heard there are job openings at the mirror factory.
I can see myself working there.
Joke of the Day for 28 November 2025
Who profits the most on Black Friday?
Those smart enough to boycott shopping on that day.
Who profits the most on Black Friday?
Those smart enough to boycott shopping on that day.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Joke of the Day for 28 November 2025
Who profits the most on Black Friday?
Those smart enough to boycott shopping on that day.
Who profits the most on Black Friday?
Those smart enough to boycott shopping on that day.